My dear little sister simply cannot handle sarcasm. Or logic, really. Its mentioned here because she's started acting in a really weird manner all around town. Like, first insisting she dislikes popularity and bullies, and then basically bullying someone and saying she "is done caring about him." Then there's the time she shunned this nice young man for daring to be depressed due to moving in with different parents.
Here are some of her more...intellectually challenged...arguments.
-when I defend putting our dog in the cage for a while-
Sister: You obviously just wanna leave him in there and admire his beauty as he wastes away and dies in seconds!
I get sarcastic with her, prompting her to say this whopper:
"If you don't stop talking smart to me and scaring me, I'll call the police and the marines and the army, they'll beat you up and take you to jail."
I ask her why, on what charge, and she responds, "Because you're a guy, so you cannot talk to ME that way!"
I get even more sarcastic with her, and she shouts at me, "Fine! I am going to bed. Good night! Hope you enjoy your dead dog!" The dog was perfectly fine in the morning.
I...wonder some times, Arry. I do. What could be causing her brain to behave in this way? I don't like the idea of thinking she's really this stupid...