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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #180 on: November 16, 2012, 04:14:36 pm »
Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.


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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #181 on: November 16, 2012, 04:21:32 pm »
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Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.
Why would I envy foul mouthed filthy pigs who show no respect for themselves and even less love for Jesus.
“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you" Exodus 20:12

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #182 on: November 16, 2012, 04:24:57 pm »
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Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.
Why would I envy foul mouthed filthy pigs who show no respect for themselves and even less love for Jesus.
What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #183 on: November 16, 2012, 04:38:27 pm »
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Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.
Why would I envy foul mouthed filthy pigs who show no respect for themselves and even less love for Jesus.


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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #184 on: November 16, 2012, 04:41:59 pm »
Hey guys, am I late for something?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #185 on: November 16, 2012, 04:44:38 pm »
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Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny!

EDIT: There's enough stupid on thus forum to fill a warehouse.
Corrected for you.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #186 on: November 16, 2012, 04:44:53 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #187 on: November 16, 2012, 04:46:20 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.

Well, that's blatantly false.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #188 on: November 16, 2012, 04:46:46 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.
Biblical truths? Isn't that like jumbo shrimp or something? Either something is true or false. Take your pick.

Here's a question, how come in the Bible God creates light before the Sun and the rest of the stars?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #189 on: November 16, 2012, 04:47:15 pm »
Hey, hey. Pastor. So... Bible is equal to Lord Jesus Christ? Is he the fourth member of the trinity or something?

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Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.
Why would I envy foul mouthed filthy pigs who show no respect for themselves and even less love for Jesus.

I respected myself enough that I understood that despite our lusty wants, my boyfriend and I would be better off waiting until we felt absolutely sure of our commitments to one another before sharing the special bond that only two people in love can share.

You are the one spewing the disrespect and hate, sir. The filth and foul mouthing has primarily come from your corner, even if it has lacked less curse words.

If you love Jesus, why don't you show it by helping the needy? Sell your things and serve among them.
The material needs a defender more than the spiritual. If there is a higher power, it can defend itself from the material. Thus denotes 'higher power'.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #190 on: November 16, 2012, 04:48:00 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.
Biblical truths? Isn't that like jumbo shrimp or something? Either something is true or false. Take your pick.

Here's a question, how come in the Bible God creates light before the Sun and the rest of the stars?

Because screw you, that's why!

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #191 on: November 16, 2012, 04:48:56 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.
Biblical truths? Isn't that like jumbo shrimp or something? Either something is true or false. Take your pick.

Here's a question, how come in the Bible God creates light before the Sun and the rest of the stars?

Because screw you, that's why!
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #192 on: November 16, 2012, 04:50:07 pm »
Hey, hey. Pastor. So... Bible is equal to Lord Jesus Christ? Is he the fourth member of the trinity or something?

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Dave, if I may interject, trolling a forum filled with people happily living lifestyles which don't fit your worldview seems to be a sign of envy. In your envy of people who are actually happy- and whilist following so-called "deviant" lifestyles, no less- you attempt to make everyone here miserable, thus undoing the conflict people living happy lives without conforming to your worldview has with the idea that only fundies can be truly happy.
Why would I envy foul mouthed filthy pigs who show no respect for themselves and even less love for Jesus.
If you love Jesus, why don't you show it by helping the needy? Sell your things and serve among them.
Nah he'd rather devote his time to denying science and trashing people he's never met on the Internets.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #193 on: November 16, 2012, 04:51:34 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.

Well, I'm glad you figured out quoting. Good for you!

So are you going to make a thread when you get back to your circle jerk about how mean we were to you and picked on you because of your need to satisfy Jesus' ego? Because I would like to find that thread and follow it.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #194 on: November 16, 2012, 04:53:52 pm »
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What? Why didn't you tell us that god's given you the power to see into the hearts and minds of forum posters?
I apologize, now you know. This whole forum is devoted to mocking those who worship the lord Jesus Christ and adhere to Biblical truths like YEC. Pot meet kettle.

Well, I'm glad you figured out quoting. Good for you!

So are you going to make a thread when you get back to your circle jerk about how mean we were to you and picked on you because of your need to satisfy Jesus' ego? Because I would like to find that thread and follow it.
I can see it now..."They were persecuting me on an online forum!"