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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #195 on: November 16, 2012, 04:54:02 pm »
Let me just point out how happy I am that he changed his profile pic from that creepy middle-aged man to the Christian persecution symbol!

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #196 on: November 16, 2012, 04:55:57 pm »
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Nah he'd rather devote his time to denying science and trashing people he's never met on the Internets
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #197 on: November 16, 2012, 04:58:19 pm »
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Nah he'd rather devote his time to denying science and trashing people he's never met on the Internets
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No, humans did not "[come] from Monkeys". We do, however, share a common ancestor with apes.

And your hatred of education certainly explains a lot.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #198 on: November 16, 2012, 04:59:00 pm »
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Nah he'd rather devote his time to denying science and trashing people he's never met on the Internets
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Apes, actually.  Wouldn't expect you to know that since you cover your ears and shout no whenever something threatens your extremely narrow world view.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #199 on: November 16, 2012, 04:59:44 pm »
Some dude dying then coming back to life is perfectly fine, but evolution is silly? 'kay bro. Also, we didn't 'come' from monkeys, we evolved from a common ancestor. Just sayin'

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #200 on: November 16, 2012, 05:01:53 pm »
Maybe he'll introduce some groundbreaking evidence for Creationism ;D

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #201 on: November 16, 2012, 05:02:25 pm »
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Nah he'd rather devote his time to denying science and trashing people he's never met on the Internets
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #202 on: November 16, 2012, 05:04:00 pm »
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No, humans did not "[come] from Monkeys". We do, however, share a common ancestor with apes.
Wrong. The religion of evolution has brainwashed you.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #203 on: November 16, 2012, 05:04:48 pm »
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No, humans did not "[come] from Monkeys". We do, however, share a common ancestor with apes.
Wrong. The religion of evolution has brainwashed you.
Fine, prove me wrong, sir. Where is your scientific evidence that Creationism is true?

And yes, that is a direct question.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #204 on: November 16, 2012, 05:08:30 pm »
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No, humans did not "[come] from Monkeys". We do, however, share a common ancestor with apes.
Wrong. The religion of evolution has brainwashed you.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #205 on: November 16, 2012, 05:08:39 pm »
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Fine, prove me wrong, sir. Where is your scientific evidence that Creationism is true?
The 1611 KJV bible first of all. Secondly if you would bother to visit a real institution of scientific knowledge like the one in Petersburg Kentucky then you would have all of the scientific proof for Creationism you need. http://creationmuseum.org
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #206 on: November 16, 2012, 05:09:58 pm »
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Fine, prove me wrong, sir. Where is your scientific evidence that Creationism is true?
The 1611 KJV bible first of all. Secondly if you would bother to visit a real institution of scientific knowledge like the one in Petersburg Kentucky then you would have all of the scientific prood for Creationism you need. http://creationmuseum.org
Yes your Bible and link to the Creation Museum are duly noted.

Now, I am asking you for scientific evidence that Creationism is true. A peer reviewed article or something would be nice.

EDIT: Actually I won't even go that far because no such article exists. How about your own personal (scientific) arguments in favor of Creationism.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #207 on: November 16, 2012, 05:11:15 pm »
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Fine, prove me wrong, sir. Where is your scientific evidence that Creationism is true?
The 1611 KJV bible first of all. Secondly if you would bother to visit a real institution of scientific knowledge like the one in Petersburg Kentucky then you would have all of the scientific proof for Creationism you need. http://creationmuseum.org

Holy shit, my brain just asploded!

Also, why did you change back to the creepy guy?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #208 on: November 16, 2012, 05:11:28 pm »
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Fine, prove me wrong, sir. Where is your scientific evidence that Creationism is true?
The 1611 KJV bible first of all. Secondly if you would bother to visit a real institution of scientific knowledge like the one in Petersburg Kentucky then you would have all of the scientific proof for Creationism you need. http://creationmuseum.org

So... A place that states that natural selection functions, but somehow magically does not function when trying to create different and fascinating creatures? Not getting into the bible that is only literally true because you say it is.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #209 on: November 16, 2012, 05:19:01 pm »
Let me clarify this, PastorDave. I want your own personal reasons as to why you support Creationism and disbelieve evolution. That is, without you simply replying with a Bible quote or a general link to the main page of a Creation site.

I'm just looking for specifics here and I find your answers to be vague and overbroad.