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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #225 on: November 16, 2012, 06:42:29 pm »
Ok after some discussion with another moderator, I have permabanned PastorDave for violating a majority of the Don't Be a Dick rules and also that he was nothing more than a blatant troll. I will let this thread go on for a few more hours and then I will lock it and throw it away. A thread on a similar subject can be remade if desired.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #226 on: November 16, 2012, 07:11:51 pm »
Well as long as the evidence of his hilarity is still visible that's fine by me. This thread cracked me up.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #227 on: November 16, 2012, 07:47:53 pm »
Aww don't lock it.  It was funny.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #228 on: November 16, 2012, 08:26:30 pm »
The 1611 KJV Bible is all the peer review you need.

Obvious poe is obvious
Go back to Landover Baptist
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #229 on: November 16, 2012, 08:36:49 pm »
Well... that was entertaining while it lasted. :)

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #230 on: November 16, 2012, 09:09:05 pm »
Aww, I just cued up the devil's music and everything.

http://youtu.be/Rh2IDlME6io

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #231 on: November 16, 2012, 09:20:54 pm »
The 1611 KJV Bible is all the peer review you need.

Obvious poe is obvious
Go back to Landover Baptist
Actually he came from the same site as...this guy.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #232 on: November 16, 2012, 09:50:38 pm »
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And therin is your problem. The 1611 King James Holy Bible is the literal infallible word of God. You cannot trust in God while making a mockery of his word. And this is why I pray for your soul.

It is nothing of the sort. It is a now dated Translation into English. There are newer and better.
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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #233 on: November 17, 2012, 01:58:42 am »
You know, part of me suspects he wasn't actually a pastor.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #234 on: November 17, 2012, 02:09:46 am »
You know, part of me suspects he wasn't actually a pastor.

Can't tell if sarcasm?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #235 on: November 17, 2012, 04:57:15 am »
You know, part of me suspects he wasn't actually a pastor.

Can't tell if sarcasm?

Very much sarcasm.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #236 on: November 17, 2012, 09:08:55 am »
Isn't it amazing how quickly these fundie trolls delve into insults and name-calling when we don't respond favorably to their proselytizing?  Like they're going to say anything we haven't already heard.  And Pastor Dave went there quicker than most.

Ya know?  I rather miss some of the old ones like Big Chris Film and Carico.  They were fun to fuck with.  Sometimes I think we're a little too quick to ban them.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #237 on: November 17, 2012, 09:24:00 am »
^ Agreed.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #238 on: November 17, 2012, 10:30:24 am »
Isn't it amazing how quickly these fundie trolls delve into insults and name-calling when we don't respond favorably to their proselytizing?  Like they're going to say anything we haven't already heard.  And Pastor Dave went there quicker than most.

Ya know?  I rather miss some of the old ones like Big Chris Film and Carico.  They were fun to fuck with.  Sometimes I think we're a little too quick to ban them.
Pity that I wasn't around for Big Chris Film or Carico :(

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #239 on: November 17, 2012, 10:46:30 am »
I remember Carico, but Big Chris Film draws a blank.