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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #165 on: November 16, 2012, 03:15:49 pm »
So he's not a Baptist, he's a Sith Lord?

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #166 on: November 16, 2012, 03:17:36 pm »

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #167 on: November 16, 2012, 03:20:57 pm »
Repent and accept Jesus.
I'M SORRY, PASTOR DAVE. I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #168 on: November 16, 2012, 03:22:26 pm »
I kind of hope the preacher man stays around. It's fun having a free, self-posting strawman.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #169 on: November 16, 2012, 03:28:06 pm »
These are the "don't be a dick" rules:

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Looking back on the thread, he has violated at least 8 of these rules. As for now, I can either move this to F&B, P&W or just lock the thread.



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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #170 on: November 16, 2012, 03:36:44 pm »
It is no wonder why this forum is the subject of much hilarity over at EFF forum. Funny in a sad sort of way. Repent and accept Jesus.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #171 on: November 16, 2012, 03:38:08 pm »
Well, someone doesn't understand how quotes work.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #172 on: November 16, 2012, 03:38:54 pm »
It is no wonder why this forum is the subject of much hilarity over at EFF forum. Funny in a sad sort of way. Repent and accept Jesus.

EFF?
 Evolution Fairytle Forum. Don't be obtuse.

Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny! ;D

EDIT: There's enough stupid on that forum to fill a warehouse.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #173 on: November 16, 2012, 03:42:59 pm »
http://evolutionfairytale.com/forum//index.php?act=idx

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I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #174 on: November 16, 2012, 03:43:08 pm »
Or how about this one:

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So here is a problem for you. Which came first, the chicken or the egg. Now considering that the egg needs to be kept warm. And the parents have to take car of it. You know that the chicken has to be first. Which poses a huge problem for evolution. Because if the first chicken was born without an egg. Then why did reproduction using eggs start? Because survival of the fittest doe not apply because eggs can be eaten by other animals. And natural selection does not make sense about eggs. Through what process were eggs determined the better way? And why would egg reproduction start anyway? -ikester7579

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #175 on: November 16, 2012, 03:43:46 pm »
Evolution Fairytle Forum. Don't be obtuse.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #176 on: November 16, 2012, 04:03:13 pm »
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Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny!

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Corrected for you.
“Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long in the land that the Lord your God is giving you" Exodus 20:12

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #177 on: November 16, 2012, 04:05:18 pm »
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Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny!

EDIT: There's enough stupid on thus forum to fill a warehouse.
Corrected for you.

AND HE MISSPELLED IT OH GOD I'M DYING.
Oh, you take the high road, and I'll take the low road...

My mother did not CHOOSE life. She planned for it.

Is that weird monkey-creature-looking-thing supposed to be a BLACK MAN?

It's Bi-Curious George, well known supporter of the gay agenda.

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #178 on: November 16, 2012, 04:06:26 pm »
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Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny!

EDIT: There's enough stupid on thus forum to fill a warehouse.
Corrected for you.

Well, now it just doesn't make sense.  Good to see that Pasture Dave has a uniform posting strategy!

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Re: Why Is Sex Outside of Marriage A Sin?
« Reply #179 on: November 16, 2012, 04:10:39 pm »
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Wait wait wait...you're from the same forum as the eye beams guy? Okay, NOW this is funny!

EDIT: There's enough stupid on thus forum to fill a warehouse.
Corrected for you.

AND HE MISSPELLED IT OH GOD I'M DYING.

He's obviously giving you a break. You had a great run. Sit out a couple pages and let him take over. He'll go ahead and make fun of himself for a while. Thanks, Dave!
The difference between 0 and 1 is infinite. The difference between 1 and a million is a matter of degree. - Zack Johnson

Quote from: davedan board=pg thread=6573 post=218058 time=1286247542
I'll stop eating beef lamb and pork the same day they start letting me eat vegetarians.