Lie to Me

[R. U. Sirius]

I'll say 2 is the lie.

1) I am caucasian.
2) I am a nerd.
3) I am the night.

[Katsuro]

@Katsuro; I will say that number 1 is wrong since that sounds too absurd.

Number 1 is absolutley true.  Number 2 is the lie.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I'll say 2 is the lie.

1) I am caucasian.
2) I am a nerd.
3) I am the night.

Number three is bs.

1) I'm in an open relationship, and my girlfriend has a girlfriend, who has a boyfriend.
2) I fucking love cheese.
3) I've touched Marilyn Manson's ass.

Nope, sorry, it's #2. I only wrapped my arm around him. However, I fucking love cheese. I put it on almost everything.

[Sigmaleph]

You've repeatedly brought up 1, and I have no trouble believing 3, so I'm going with 2 as a lie.

1) I have 2 separate burns in my fingers, obtained in the same way but in distinct events.

2) My dog has been known to bark in rage at unexpected tree leaves in the yard.

3) Today marks the second time I've had to buy a new computer mouse in less than five days.


(2 is actually true, my dog will bark at pretty much everything that seems out of place. The lie was 3.)

[Indikins]

I'm going to say 2) is the lie, for no other reason than it is the odd one out in having nothing to do with destruction/loss/injury.

1) My father once shook the Dalai Lama's hand.

2) I was diagnosed with synaesthesia when I was eleven years old.

3) I have three grandmas and three grandpas, and none of them are gay.

[PosthumanHeresy]

I'm going to say 2) is the lie, for no other reason than it is the odd one out in having nothing to do with destruction/loss/injury.

1) My father once shook the Dalai Lama's hand.

2) I was diagnosed with synaesthesia when I was eleven years old.

3) I have three grandmas and three grandpas, and none of them are gay.

Number one is the lie.

1) I straighten my hair daily with a flat iron.

2) I hate chicken.

3) I have 7 Halo-related things hanging in my room.

Sorry, #2 is the lie. I fucking love chicken (but not with cheese).

[Indikins]

Number one is the lie.

1) I straighten my hair daily with a flat iron.

2) I hate chicken.

3) I have 7 Halo-related things hanging in my room.

Actually...number one is TRUE, and two is the lie! My dad really has shaken the Dalai Lama's hand.

I guess that 3) is the lie.


1) I am related to a nun who yelled at the Pope over the Catholic Church's child abuse.

2) My stepdad was Sigmund Freud's great (great?) nephew when he was with his previous wife.

3) My Aunt Lynn became a millionaire through writing best-selling novels of various genres.

[PosthumanHeresy]

Number one is the lie.

1) I straighten my hair daily with a flat iron.

2) I hate chicken.

3) I have 7 Halo-related things hanging in my room.

Actually...number one is TRUE, and two is the lie! My dad really has shaken the Dalai Lama's hand.

I guess that 3) is the lie.


1) I am related to a nun who yelled at the Pope over the Catholic Church's child abuse.

2) My stepdad was Sigmund Freud's great (great?) nephew when he was with his previous wife.

3) My Aunt Lynn became a millionaire through writing best-selling novels of various genres.

Number three is the lie.

1) I have a picture of my girlfriend drinking absinthe when she was 14.

2) I have a picture of Marilyn Manson with six breasts.

3) I have a picture of one of my cats cleaning my black lab.

Correct. I never remember to take a pic. As for her, that's what happens when a Manson fangirl has a friend with too much money and parents that don't give a shit, and the other pic was him fucking around during a photo shoot.

[guizonde]

number 3 is the lie? i dunno, i got acquainted with absynthe early, and manson is shock-rock's descendant...

1: i own 5 guitars
2: i don't play death metal
3: my amp weighs more than me

even though i wish i had the skill to play it, i don't have the skill to play death metal. number one is the lie, as i do own 5 electric guitars, plus two accoustics (and i wonder why i'm broke...)

[wrightway]

2 is the lie.

1. I know a school counselor that reads gay robot porn at work.
2. My child is due on Friday the 13th
3. The largest number of cats my family has owned was 14

[PosthumanHeresy]

2 is the lie.

1. I know a school counselor that reads gay robot porn at work.
2. My child is due on Friday the 13th
3. The largest number of cats my family has owned was 14

Number three is the lie.

1) The largest number of pets I've had is four cats, four dogs, a snake and a horse.
2) I met my girlfriend when I had half a voice, or as I called it, sounded like I was gargling chainsaws, from a concert.
3) I have a pimple on my ass.