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Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« on: February 24, 2013, 07:45:07 pm »
For millennia, the universe was indisputably Geocentric. 

Everyone from the simplest peasant to the greatest genius like Ptolemy KNEW that the celestial bodies revolved around a fixed earth.  This knowledge was handed down throughout every sacred text of the time and well understood to be Truth.

And then early progenitors of the modern Cult of Atheism, Copernicus and Galileo came forth to DEMAND that our knowledge be superceded and that we accept the Atheists' latest lie against God and Reality. 

The Bible says it plain, the Earth is fixed and set firm and immovable.  The celestial bodies move about us and as such are subject to the will of God.  Modern "scientists" claim this not to be so and assume a 'moving earth' reference frame for relative motions within the orbital system rather than accepting the truth of a fixed earth and a moving external heliosphere.

Ultimately, the Great Lie of Heliocentrism cannot stand against the inexorable tide of Biblical Truth, one day our faith shall be vindicated!
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2013, 07:46:04 pm »
Ok this troll sucks
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2013, 07:46:42 pm »
This fucker officially owes me a new Dew.  Because I sprayed it all over my monitor laughing.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2013, 07:50:37 pm »
Okay, you're a poe.  Nevermind.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2013, 07:53:23 pm »
Okay, seriously?  That's the best you can come up with troll?  If that's your A-game, then we're gonna need a new chew toy.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2013, 07:54:45 pm »
I must say, your "defense mechanism" against new ideas is pretty amusing for people who would style themselves 'freethinkers' :)
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2013, 07:55:45 pm »
I must say, your "defense mechanism" against new ideas is pretty amusing for people who would style themselves 'freethinkers' :)

I did think about it. I concluded that geocentrism is wrong and that you are a troll.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2013, 07:58:14 pm »
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2013, 07:59:21 pm »
I must say, your "defense mechanism" against new ideas is pretty amusing for people who would style themselves 'freethinkers' :)

I did think about it. I concluded that geocentrism is wrong and that you are a troll.

Which is basically what the post you quoted was all about.  Your atheistic heliocentric worldview is entrenched such that anyone suggesting otherwise MUST NOT BE SERIOUS because otherwise they have to be insane and you have to get the thought police to go round them up, right?
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2013, 08:01:18 pm »
I must say, your "defense mechanism" against new ideas is pretty amusing for people who would style themselves 'freethinkers' :)

I did think about it. I concluded that geocentrism is wrong and that you are a troll.

Which is basically what the post you quoted was all about.  Your atheistic heliocentric worldview is entrenched such that anyone suggesting otherwise MUST NOT BE SERIOUS because otherwise they have to be insane and you have to get the thought police to go round them up, right?
Okay, maybe you're NOT a Troll/Poe. Maybe you're an incredibly gifted lobotomized chimp.

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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2013, 08:02:30 pm »
Usually when someone spells atheist correctly, not like "athiest", they are a troll.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2013, 08:02:42 pm »
No, no, we know some people actually believe in the delusion that is geocentrism.

However, the very nature of how you post is just over-dramatic enough to reveal that, no, you are not serious about this, and haven't been serious about anything since you came here.
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Re: Heliocentrism, the most widely accepted lie ever told?
« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2013, 08:04:24 pm »
Ok, can you provide some evidence that your assertion that the entire universe revolves around the earth is indeed fact? If you can, I'd love to see it. I'm more than happy to  accept that the universe is geocentric if someone can provide compelling evidence for that assertion.

Until this evidence is provided I shall continue to believe the earth is moved around the sun and rotated on its axis be two alicorns. Please, prove me wrong.

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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2013, 08:04:48 pm »
Usually when someone spells atheist correctly, not like "athiest", they are a troll.
I've never found spelling and grammar to be an accurate test for trolling.

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