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[Ghoti]

An insect. I would hurt fewer people.

If you could choose between mind reading and telekinesis, which would you choose?

[The Illusive Man]

Mind reading because:
It segments physical and mental tasks. Mental focus should include processing the information from your environment leaving the manipulation of physical objects to muscle groups. Atrophying one over the other is maladaptive.

Supernaturally enhanced metacommunication, being able to check the facial expressions and subtle body language of a person against their current thoughts would be an effective means of detecting deception.



You are attempting to establish an Ethernet connection on interface Eth0 via DHCP for an Android operating system. The following commands are not available from terminal: ifconfig, route and dig. What command do you use?

[Zygarde]

Hell If I know.

What is the meaning of life?  ( I swear if none of you get this reference I will gut all of you.)

[Ghoti]

42.

What is your favorite TV show?

[Random Gal]

I'd have to say Star Trek in general.

Why does my cat headbutt me whenever I try to put her food dish down in front of her?

[Feral Dog]

Headbutts are affectionate gestures. Humans providing for kitty's needs deserve affection.

How many pets are too many?

[Ghoti]

It depends on the type of pets, resources of the owner, and general common sense. I've known people who can't keep two goldfish alive for more than a week and I've known people who have whole colonies of well-cared-for cats. It depends on the time and money you can set aside for your animals.

If you could jump into any fictional world at any point in the continuity, what world would you go to and what would be happening?

[Indikins]

Orion's Arm. I would choose to be dropped into one of the nicer Sephirotic Empires, and hopefully be rapidly upgraded into an immortal transhuman living in a technological utopia.

If you had to be dropped into any fictional world, which world would you LEAST like to go to?

[Ghoti]

I don't think I'd last very long in the Wathammer 40k universe... Or in the world of Call of Cthulhu.

If you could painlessly and permenantly transform into any type of alien from the Mass Effect universe, which one would you want to be?

[Zygarde]

Krogan live for thousands of years can shrug off almost any blow and every alien in the galaxy (Including the Reapers.) fucking fears you what's not to love.


Which Mass Effect alien would you least want to be?

[Ghoti]

I'd hate to be a vorcha or a volus. Neither of these seem like much fun.

If you could write another episode of any cancelled or finished TV show, what TV show would you choose and what would the episode be like?

[Indikins]

Firefly. I would make an episode so awesome and popular that it would allow for the making of several more seasons.

If you had the ability to alter any aspect of your body in any way you wish, what would you change?

[Ghoti]

I would give myself rock-hard abs and pecs where my breasts used to be.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a parent say to you?

[Feral Dog]

I would give myself rock-hard abs and pecs where my breasts used to be.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard a parent say to you?

"I know you believe in evolution, but it's okay to be sad that your uncle is dead."

If you could be Batman or Iron Man, which would you be?

[Ghoti]

Batman. Because he is the goddamn Batman. Also, I prefer Bruce's brand of daddy issues to Tony's (though I of course like RDJ more than Christian Bale.)

If you could have the physical abilities of any animal, which one would you pick and why?