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[Indikins]

You would get this.

What would happen if you introduced SCP-682 to Chuck Norris?

[Art Vandelay]

You'd get a washed up fundie hack reading a specific entry in a rather overrated series of horror-themed short stories.

Why do cats know to piss and shit in the kitty litter, but think it's perfectly okay to throw up on the carpet?

[Ghoti]

Because cats, like humans, generally have more control over when they use the bathroom than when they throw up.

Why is my alarm clock rude to me?

[Indikins]

Because you enslave it by making it stay up all hours of the day and night just to wake you at a specific time.

You are given the opportunity to use a machine that will grant you the ability to live as long as you please in a state of youthfulness. However, a cruel person with a criminal history must die in the process.
Do you take this opportunity?

[Art Vandelay]

Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?

[Indikins]

Damn straight I would. There's absolutely no downside to that. You'd be retarded not to take it.

What would you say is the most annoying thing on the internet right now?

MRAs whining about how straight white males are second-class citizens and that patriarchy is a myth.

You are offered money to be the executioner in the legal execution of a death row inmate. You have no knowledge of the accused's crimes or if they are even guilty of these crimes. If you refuse this offer, someone else will be hired to take your place.
How much money would be enough to convince you to accept, if at all?

[Ghoti]

Between $500 and $1,000. If the dude's gonna die anyway, I might as well get some pocket change out of the equation.

What's the most annoying thing your pet does?

[Indikins]

One of my dogs eats everyone's underwear, regardless of state of cleanliness. WTF?

Who is your most hated fictional character and why?

[Ghoti]

Dolores Umbridge. I wanted Voldemort defeated, but I wanted Dolores destroyed

What's your favorite colour?

[Indikins]

Sparkles

You die and discover that you will be reborn. You are given the choice to be reborn at any time, whether in the past or future. What year do you choose?

[Random Gal]

I'd go with the same year I was originally born. The future is too uncertain and I'm not a nostalgia freak.

How did you find out Santa Claus didn't exist and what was your reaction?

[Ghoti]

I hid behind the couch, saw my dad putting presents under the tree, and became an honorary elf until my younger siblings were old enough to be okay with the realization.

What's the worst job your ever had?

[Zygarde]

I was a waiter for a short time that was my only job but it wasn't so bad.... .


What's your Zombie Plan? (Mine is to go to my uncle with the garage full of guns and ammo and wait it out.)

[Art Vandelay]

I'm already in the country, so I should be fine. It's not like there will be overwhelming numbers or anything, so just let the dogs eat any that wander too close. Just wait it out and hope that power, water and internet stay connected.

If you could make $200 000 per year by starring in bestiality porn, would you do it?

[Ghoti]

As long as my face/other distinguishing features were hidden well, sure. (Why the hell would you ask something like that?)

Why is the Piracy Thread such a shitstorm?