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Offline Clochette

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2013, 04:01:07 pm »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

My brother and I once did that a modern art museum. Security ended up following us around the entire time, but I'm not sure if it was because we were making fun of the statues or because we were teenagers.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2013, 04:10:22 pm »
Not sure what's worse: the fact that this place exists or the fact that IT ISN'T THE ONLY ONE.

Also, 'creation museum' is a flagrant contradiction of terms.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2013, 02:47:41 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

What exactly is MSTing?
I assume it is making fun of the creationist amusement park, but what does it involve exactly?

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2013, 03:19:34 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

What exactly is MSTing?
I assume it is making fun of the creationist amusement park, but what does it involve exactly?

It comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, which I assume you understand. MSTing is watching a movie, reading a book, playing a video game, riding a theme park attraction, etc. and mocking it as it goes on.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2013, 05:10:53 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

What exactly is MSTing?
I assume it is making fun of the creationist amusement park, but what does it involve exactly?

It comes from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, which I assume you understand. MSTing is watching a movie, reading a book, playing a video game, riding a theme park attraction, etc. and mocking it as it goes on.

Basically, think of the last time you watched Jesus Camp with your friends and you all started making snarky-ass comments about it.
....Or if you have the misfortune to watch a movie produced by The Asylum. (which are, incidentally, WONDERFULLY fun to MST because they're already all so laughably outrageously bad on all levels)

I totally approve, but one of you has to get your best redneck voice on and start quoting "Carl Sagan's Cosmos (edited for Rednecks)" -- if I don't hear a line about the earth being [hundruds and hundruds of years old] or analyzing the bones of a [Jesus]saurus Rex then I'm docking you points.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #20 on: June 12, 2013, 10:18:53 am »
Jesus Camp? I'm not sure which is stupider, That or the museum.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #21 on: June 12, 2013, 01:59:22 pm »
Jesus Camp? I'm not sure which is stupider, That or the museum.

Jesus Camp is arguably more dangerous.
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