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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #375 on: September 07, 2013, 04:27:10 am »
Wait, why is someone holding a spoon up to the camera?
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #376 on: September 10, 2013, 10:54:41 am »


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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #377 on: September 10, 2013, 01:16:53 pm »


Sigh.

"It is disrespectful and immature to ignore what someone else has put effort into", eh?

Well, then we're all disrespectful fucks, 'cause there are plenty of things out there that we're outright ignoring!
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #378 on: September 10, 2013, 01:19:12 pm »
I wonder if he writes the same thing at the end of the cover letter for a job application?

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #379 on: September 10, 2013, 02:30:42 pm »
Oh I hope he does.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #380 on: September 10, 2013, 08:55:26 pm »
Though I do like that he's actually inviting women to actually message him and call him a terrible person instead of just ignoring him.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #381 on: September 11, 2013, 12:37:55 pm »
Not a "Nice Guy", but still:

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #382 on: September 11, 2013, 12:47:37 pm »
Not a "Nice Guy", but still:



Ok, the others were cute in a "look! the little boy thinks he's people and is still afraid of cooties" kind of way.

This one is hiting the creepy side hard.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #383 on: September 11, 2013, 12:55:20 pm »
Maybe he just has a sense of humour.

...Or maybe he really is just worried that people think he is a molester.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #384 on: September 11, 2013, 02:26:58 pm »
There does seem to be a general tendency of "If you're not a good looking guy, you look like a molester".
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #385 on: September 11, 2013, 05:38:39 pm »
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #386 on: September 11, 2013, 05:42:12 pm »
Not a "Nice Guy", but still:



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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #387 on: September 11, 2013, 05:59:12 pm »
If he didn't have a 'stache, he'd look almost like the guy that fixes my guitars.

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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #388 on: September 11, 2013, 08:56:07 pm »
There does seem to be a general tendency of "If you're not a good looking guy, you look like a molester".

Good gods, I have twice had the police called on me for such a reason. Because I have a beard, and due to Asperger's I have some strange tics, people are apparently convinced I'm a predator. The first time was when I was fucking sixteen! Thankfully the officers themselves were good people, and weren't suspicious of me at all.
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Re: "Nice Guys" of OkCupid
« Reply #389 on: September 11, 2013, 08:57:46 pm »
If he didn't have a 'stache, he'd look almost like the guy that fixes my guitars.

I think he looks like one of the duck dynasty guys.