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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #210 on: January 11, 2013, 05:59:05 pm »
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #211 on: January 16, 2013, 10:17:25 am »
Last night I dreamed that I got poison ivy on my genitals. Now I know not to venture into the woods naked and squat over things.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #212 on: January 17, 2013, 12:45:57 am »
One would think that wouldn't be something one needed to dream about.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #213 on: January 17, 2013, 01:12:15 am »
No one learns that lesson until it happens for real. Or until they dream about it. I'm not sure which is more likely.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #214 on: January 17, 2013, 05:09:48 am »
No one learns that lesson until it happens for real. Or until they dream about it. I'm not sure which is more likely.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #215 on: January 17, 2013, 07:22:52 am »
I had a dream that my boyfriend and I were having sex in front of his lesbian best friend.   She said I had nice breasts.  I still have no idea WTF that was supposed to mean.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #216 on: January 17, 2013, 08:02:23 am »
I had a dream that my boyfriend and I were having sex in front of his lesbian best friend.   She said I had nice breasts.  I still have no idea WTF that was supposed to mean.

The dream or the comment. Cause the comment is pretty straight forward....

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #217 on: January 20, 2013, 07:16:01 pm »
Last night I dreamed that I was some kind of master bee keeper. Basically, I had a huge complex of beehives and I had to maintain an elaborate network of underground tunnels that allow the bees to reach a meadow full of flowers. Then I ended doing the same thing in outer space. Then there was something about my Dad being the first person in the world to watch the Jackass movie underwater while wrapped in fish... Yeah.

Oh, and the night before last, I dreamed that I needed to piss and was trying my hardest, but just couldn't for the life of me urinate. Then I woke up, needing to pee. Boy am I thankful that I didn't succeed in that endeavour .
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #218 on: January 20, 2013, 08:11:19 pm »
Dreamed that when I was trimming my beard, I accidentally shaved my mustache off, so I had one of the Amish style beards. It looked terrible.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #219 on: January 21, 2013, 01:17:15 pm »
My dreams have been really condescending all week. Apparently, I think I'm a huge jerk who will never amount to anything 0_o
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #220 on: January 27, 2013, 08:54:50 am »
I had a dream last night that the cops had started using elephants in place of police dogs, so when a SWAT team stormed a house, all these elephants came rushing in and crushed everything inside, including the people.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #221 on: January 27, 2013, 11:24:55 am »
I dreamt last night that I was a man married to an insane fundie woman. In our house, I opened a random closet door and she was inside. She lunged out at me and began reciting bible verses, telling me that I was going to hell if I didn't follow them. I hurried out the front door and ran through the neighborhood, but she only followed me, wide-eyed and still screaming verses. I woke up when she was about to catch me.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #222 on: January 27, 2013, 11:50:42 am »
Lately I have been dreaming about completely normal things that happen in my every day life and are usually very relevant to what's going on. So naturally, I have been extremely confused on what memories are from real life and what was a dream.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #223 on: January 27, 2013, 12:13:48 pm »
Just dreamed that a bunch of old Power Rangers were brining the newest Red Ranger through a training course of Zords.  And Queen Latifah was driven insane by the Gorilla Zord from Wild Force

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #224 on: January 27, 2013, 01:45:12 pm »
I dreamed that I was a soldier in the Mass Effect setting, fighting the Reapers. I was in a city, and we managed to disable one Reaper, causing it to topple over, leaning against a building. I then saw a human couple, trapped in the building, decide to have one last tumble before they died. The dream gave me some form of telescopic vision, and the woman bore a distinct resemblance to Dichen Lachmann. Sadly, they were quickly found and killed by husks.
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