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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #240 on: February 13, 2013, 05:44:46 pm »
If there's any Doctor that would listen to Bad Religion, it would be Nine.

Anyway, my dreams lately seem to be set in a single world, but I do different things in different places of the world.  Areas that keep showing up are  My old High school, a hospital, an apartment complex, a building made up of multiple levels that appears to contain a mall, a movie theatre, and, of all things, a Wal-Mart; a pair of race tracks (of course), an airport, a mine, a town that can be huge or small depending on the dream...
There's probably things I'm missing, but the past year or so every one of my dreams has taken place on this world.  I'm getting to know it quite well.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #241 on: February 24, 2013, 11:11:34 am »
I had a dream that I found statistics on which breast sizes were ideal for a relationship. B-cups had the fewest relationship problems, while C and D-cups had the worst issues. A-cups were in the middle.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #242 on: March 18, 2013, 01:00:22 am »
Not so much a "dream," rather a "nightmare" (because I woke up from it, as if I've killed at the split second).

The first part, I was checking out some used-game store. I was not an impressive store like one miles from me but a crappy one, much worse than a mediocre, disappointing store I've visited in College Station. I've had a couple of dreams where I discover a goldmine or stash of games, and often the stash is either exciting or disappointing, and this was one of those dreams where I found a crappy collection.

Part two, and I don't know how I got there; I was on a mission with a man who reminded me of Deckard from Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?/Blade Runner (or Gilliam, an expy from Snatcher) and other men and women and we were on a mission in a semi-apocalyptic environment to stop a nuclear missile from being launched (I don't know why when almost every inch of life is already dead and seemingly radioactive). We practically were far from our destination and we've raced to get there, despite pitfalls and roadblocks on the way. Since I was incompetent, I've screwed my team over to where we were dead close to the deadline. By the time we arrived, it was just me and that "Deckard" lookalike and we were trying to find the signal to hijack the operation. Since were were so close to the last minute and the code was so specific (it was an article from old magazines covering the original book of A Clockwork Orange) and I foundered and panicked to where it angered my leader. The final thing I tried before the countdown was to obtain an audiobook of the correct issue of the magazine, but when I requested it, the woman on the phone just gave us some elevator music. Just when the countdown was starting, expy Deckard and I ran to a room to take cover. I tried to bring the phone with me as the missile has already launched off and just before I could take cover... I woke up. I was presumably killed or some inconvenient interruption stopped me from seeing what happens next, like a cliffhanger on a series that got cancelled afterwards.

And yes, my nerves were frazzled. It was around 4:00 or so in the morning when I woke up.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #243 on: April 14, 2013, 11:19:47 am »
Well, this was a great dream. I was in a computer science class with a professor who would sexually assault female students. Desperate to save my classmates, I went into the bathroom that was attached to the classroom and wrote a message in red sharpie on the shower floor. It said something like "Stephen, please help us. The professor is doing sexual things and we have to escape." I was hoping Stephen (another professor) would promptly respond.

When I came back to class the next day, I checked the shower floor and Stephen had responded. In black sharpie, he wrote, "This is serious. Come see me." I hurried to his office and sat down, closing the door behind me. He looked extremely concerned and asked me to explain everything. I told him about the professor (who was in his 70s) and his wandering hands, the way he gave grades based on performance. Stephen was wide-eyed as I revealed all this. Suddenly, two scantily clad girls came into his office and interrupted me, and I was no longer able to continue my story. I don't think we ever found a solution to the bad professor.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #244 on: April 15, 2013, 08:32:06 pm »
This is a rather odd one. I dreamed that I joined some group on Facebook that's an internet porn version of AA, purely as a joke. Somehow, it managed to track my browser or something, so whenever I looked at porn, it would leave an automated "you've been viewing porn, please seek help with us immediately" message on my wall for all to see. Needless to say, I ended up with three of the bloody things within a few hours before I noticed.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #245 on: April 20, 2013, 09:30:28 pm »
I had a dream I was playing a dating sim where all the love interests were insane.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #246 on: April 23, 2013, 11:11:59 pm »
I had a dream I accidentally discovered one of the member's identity without them knowing. Idk why it was so awkward and scary in the dream. I think the member was Ironbite or someone like that.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #247 on: April 23, 2013, 11:14:36 pm »
If there's any Doctor that would listen to Bad Religion, it would be Nine.
Oh, oh, me, I love Bad Religion and I'm considering a career in the medical profession.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #248 on: April 24, 2013, 12:01:38 am »
Ha ha! I thought I had clicked on the Dumbest Protest Signs thread and was confused by all the talk about the Doctor's musical tastes.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #249 on: April 24, 2013, 01:07:41 am »
I had a dream I accidentally discovered one of the member's identity without them knowing. Idk why it was so awkward and scary in the dream. I think the member was Ironbite or someone like that.

Welp gonna have to go kill a high schooler...AGAIN!

Ironbite-make this pleasant and wear something thin...I hate hacking through winter coats

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #250 on: April 27, 2013, 10:52:09 am »
I had a dream I was in Heaven's Megaplex with Siskel and Ebert.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #251 on: April 29, 2013, 12:09:39 pm »
I dreamt that George Costanza found a time machine and brought folks from the American Revolutionary War into present day. They were still fighting, and this disrupted the entire nation. Good job, George.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #252 on: April 29, 2013, 12:12:58 pm »
That sounds more like something Kramer would do.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #253 on: April 30, 2013, 08:20:52 am »
I had a dream I was in Game of Thrones and I slapped Joffrey.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #254 on: April 30, 2013, 12:40:39 pm »
I had a dream I was in Game of Thrones and I slapped Joffrey.

So you dreamed that you were Tyrion?

Sounds like a good dream.
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