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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #300 on: August 25, 2013, 12:43:24 pm »
I dreamed I was a ghost hunter investigating a possible haunting, but it turned out there were no ghosts. The woman living in the house was just deeply disturbed, with multiple personalities.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #301 on: August 25, 2013, 02:31:56 pm »
I dreamed I was a ghost hunter investigating a possible haunting, but it turned out there were no ghosts. The woman living in the house was just deeply disturbed, with multiple personalities.

...I actually believe in the possibility of ghosts, and even I have to admit that this is probably freaky realistic for a dream.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #302 on: August 25, 2013, 03:02:24 pm »
I once had a dream that a lion was coming at me. I woke up yelling. Never seen that happen before, except in movies.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #303 on: August 25, 2013, 11:44:50 pm »
The other day, I had a dream that I'd spent an entire afternoon with my best friend, whom I miss insanely. I've never been so sad/angry/depressed after a nap.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #304 on: August 25, 2013, 11:47:02 pm »
I once had a dream that a lion was coming at me. I woke up yelling. Never seen that happen before, except in movies.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #305 on: August 26, 2013, 02:02:09 am »
I once had a dream that a lion was coming at me. I woke up yelling. Never seen that happen before, except in movies.

I once dreamed that I was the lion.

Then this tribal warrior from Africa kicked my ass seven ways from Sunday, including many cheap and painful shots.

That was a weird dream.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #306 on: August 26, 2013, 01:56:02 pm »
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #307 on: August 26, 2013, 05:30:06 pm »
I dreamt that Nicki was posting hardcore porn on her Facebook.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #308 on: August 26, 2013, 06:19:47 pm »
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/

I had a dream once where I raped two people. :o

In dream me's defence, they were crazy serial killer people who had just tried to horribly murder me... still it was definitely one of my more fucked up dreams.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #309 on: August 26, 2013, 07:33:12 pm »
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/

I had a dream once where I raped two people. :o

In dream me's defence, they were crazy serial killer people who had just tried to horribly murder me... still it was definitely one of my more fucked up dreams.

I once had a dream where I raped three people.

Two guys and one girl.

That was when I was still a fundie and feeling guilty about looking at porn.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #310 on: August 27, 2013, 09:41:20 am »
I had a dream that my head looked like this.

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Almost all of my head had been blown off, but I still had a jaw piece that allowed me to talk.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #311 on: August 27, 2013, 10:11:11 am »
I'm not sure if I've mentioned this before but I once had a dream where an angry mob chased me down and beat me to death after trapping me in a dead end.

But it wasn't a nightmare. Seriously, no part of the dream felt scary to me, the only thought I seemed to have in the dream was that the death by mob was totally justified. "Well it was a fair court" could be the title of the dream.

I don't even know what it was that I had done to anger the crowd and no part of the dream actually had anything to reveal the reason. Apparently it wasn't important.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #312 on: August 27, 2013, 04:14:27 pm »
Last night's (or earlier this morning's) dream was weird and gross:

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That has to be one of the most fucked up dreams, if not the most fucked up dream I've ever had.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #313 on: August 27, 2013, 10:19:42 pm »
Last night's (or earlier this morning's) dream was weird and gross:

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That has to be one of the most fucked up dreams, if not the most fucked up dream I've ever had.
I did not see that coming.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #314 on: August 28, 2013, 12:16:48 am »
I had a dream someone tried to rape me. :/

I had a dream once where I raped two people. :o

In dream me's defence, they were crazy serial killer people who had just tried to horribly murder me... still it was definitely one of my more fucked up dreams.

I once had a dream where I raped three people.

Two guys and one girl.

That was when I was still a fundie and feeling guilty about looking at porn.
I've never had a dream about being a rapist...yet...