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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #360 on: October 09, 2013, 03:26:49 pm »
I had a really disturbing dream the other night where my dad was tattooing slutty phrases onto my bum...

I wonder what Freud would have said about that.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #361 on: October 09, 2013, 03:33:41 pm »
I had a really disturbing dream the other night where my dad was tattooing slutty phrases onto my bum...

I wonder what Freud would have said about that.

I really don't want to know.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #362 on: October 09, 2013, 04:45:25 pm »
"Sometimes a slutty bum tattoo is just a slutty bum tattoo."

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #363 on: October 19, 2013, 01:40:04 pm »
Just remembered a dream I had last night where I had an abnormally long wee. It lasted for about 5 minutes!

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #364 on: October 29, 2013, 07:46:35 am »
The dream or the wee?
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #365 on: October 29, 2013, 08:13:12 am »
I had a dream about a dream within a dream about a dream within a dream in which I repeatedly woke up and told people about a weird dream I had about a dream within a dream. About a dream within a dream.
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #366 on: October 29, 2013, 08:23:32 am »

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #367 on: October 30, 2013, 12:37:41 am »
I dreamt that my brother and I were carrying a slab of cardboard near a marshy lake area, and we were going to use it as a raft so we could go fishing. Apparently the strange-looking dream fish were so aggressive that bait was unnecessary, so we just brought these humongous super-shiny hooks. I woke up before we caught anything.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #368 on: November 01, 2013, 09:17:17 pm »
I had a dream last night. In my dream, people lived in a futuristic world with advanced technology. The technology was so advanced, that we never had to work, machines did it for us. At the same time, we had luxuries in great excess of what we have today. Life was literally all play and no work.

These advances in technology did not come through our own ingenuity and intelligence. Instead, it was the product of an intellectually superior race, the dildocorns. The dildocorns were humanoid creatures, same height, weight, etc. The only difference between them and humans was that they had a horn on their head that was essentially a dildo.

The dildocorns came to our planet and began sharing their technological breakthroughs with us. Humans were polite to them at first because we were receiving so many advances that revolutionized medicine, labor, and the economy. Over time though, people started to be mean to the dildocorns. They were different. They were freaks. People quickly forgot all the great citizens of dildopia did for us. Assaults against dildocorns were common. As was legislation limiting their rights and equality. It was sad.

In spite of all of this, I just could not figure out the hatred people had for the dildocorns. I found myself hanging with them far more than regular people. They were nice, intelligent, and friendly, and it broke my heart that people could be so mean to them.

At this point, my alarm went off and I went to class...

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #369 on: November 01, 2013, 11:06:28 pm »
I want to befriend your dildocorn pals.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #370 on: November 01, 2013, 11:12:28 pm »
I want to befriend your dildocorn pals.
So do I, assuming that "befriend" is a euphemism for something dirty.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #371 on: November 01, 2013, 11:14:05 pm »
I don't think there is an assume in this situation.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #372 on: November 01, 2013, 11:26:14 pm »
I don't think there is an assume in this situation.

As awkward as this will sound, there was nothing dirty about my dream... other than people having dildos attached to their heads...

And post 1700 deals with dildocorns... I love it

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #373 on: November 02, 2013, 02:31:00 am »
I once had a dream that I broke my friend's camera and she was extremely pissed about it.

She didn't breathe fire or turn into a monster she was just really angry. Like normal real life angry.

I also once had this dream that I was at a gas station buying a giant candy bar.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #374 on: November 02, 2013, 10:33:19 pm »
I once had a dream that I broke my friend's camera and she was extremely pissed about it.

She didn't breathe fire or turn into a monster she was just really angry. Like normal real life angry.

I also once had this dream that I was at a gas station buying a giant candy bar.

I actually did buy a giant candy bar once - a 1-kilo bar of chocolate.
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