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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #465 on: August 05, 2015, 04:52:22 pm »
No names, but I dreamed that 2 male forumites tried to coax me to bang them, then one of them fucked another male forumite and he reported that he liked it.

The two who fucked are IRL 100% hetero.  And no, no names.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #466 on: August 05, 2015, 05:39:08 pm »
That's odd. But I've had weirder, none of which I would be comfortable posting. Here's a recurring nightmare from my childhood instead! (In retrospect, it is rather silly.)


Two orange ghostly squidlike things would float out of my closet, restrain me, and take me down to where my dad's shop was. Underneath his A-frame there was a ghost that, in all honestly looked kinda like a Gengar (which was odd, as I hadn't yet seen Pokemon or played any of the games at this point). He would always tell me that I would die before I turned 21, and then start to attack me before disappearing.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #467 on: August 05, 2015, 06:17:10 pm »
No names, but I dreamed that 2 male forumites tried to coax me to bang them, then one of them fucked another male forumite and he reported that he liked it.

The two who fucked are IRL 100% hetero.  And no, no names.

So did that turn you on enough that you joined in or was it a bit like penetrating phil...

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #468 on: August 05, 2015, 07:37:12 pm »
Sadly, while I saw some peen, I didn't actually see any of the buttsex.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #469 on: August 05, 2015, 07:55:10 pm »
Vivid imagination you've got.

Ironbite-as well as a IT WAS ME AND SKYFIRE WASN'T IT!?

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #470 on: August 05, 2015, 09:00:22 pm »
Neither of you were in the dream at all.  I don't even know what Skyfire looks like.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #471 on: August 05, 2015, 09:19:19 pm »
You also don't know what I look like.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #472 on: August 05, 2015, 10:26:19 pm »
I think you posted a photo once.  You're blond, right?
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #473 on: August 05, 2015, 10:58:12 pm »
As far from blond as you can get.

Ironbite-and nope, never posted a picture of myself.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #474 on: September 25, 2015, 09:38:17 pm »
So, a weird one for the recordbooks tonight, ladies, gents, and people of nontraditional gender identities! So, my buddies are in a Superhero Secert Agent Training program, and on our way back from some minor mission (no clue what, sorry), I'm chatting with my in-dream girlfriend, on the way to the cafeteria (run by a staff from the ranch I was at and my older cousin). As soon as we enter, we're confronted by Hugo Weaving, who has the powers of Agent Smith apparently, even though he's still Hugo Weaving. Apparently I embarrased him during he filming of The Matrix, somehow, which produced a viral video that recently got big again. We talk, he leaves, and on my drive home with the gf, suddenly he is sliding across the hood, Dukes of Hazzard style, there's  a clap of thunder at the same time he starts screaming, and now the gf is flying off of my hood, and Hugo is in the seat next to me. He turns to me and says "The average relationship lasts five years. You've fixated on our encounter for fifteen. You secertly want me."


Smash to black. So, yeah.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #475 on: October 08, 2015, 08:28:50 am »
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons in which Principal Skinner turned out to be a transman.

Eh, it can't be any worse than their post 2000 episodes.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #476 on: October 08, 2015, 08:43:05 am »
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons in which Principal Skinner turned out to be a transman.

Eh, it can't be any worse than their post 2000 episodes.

Certainly couldn't have been worse than the Armin Tamzarian thing.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #477 on: October 08, 2015, 09:51:11 am »
I was watching an episode of The Simpsons in which Principal Skinner turned out to be a transman.

Eh, it can't be any worse than their post 2000 episodes.

I read this without realizing which thread I was in and was sorely confused.
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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #478 on: October 30, 2015, 09:35:29 pm »
So I apparently took up writing Harry Potter fanfiction, then my dad found out about it and made me all self-conscious about it, especially because I thought he'd tell the rest of my family. He was pretty cool about it, though.

Kind of mild, as far as dreams go.

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Re: The Dream Thread
« Reply #479 on: October 31, 2015, 05:21:13 am »
I had a dream where my son was run over by a car. ...I miss the good old days when nightmares were just about bad stuff happening to me.
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