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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #285 on: October 20, 2012, 06:53:09 pm »
Hey there everyone.
Long time lurker (long time as in : I remember when Ironbite had a little metal dinosaur as hir avatar, before the forum crashed and burned), who decided to join in for the second time.

I'm french-australian, recently got my engineer diploma (and a philosophy master's degree too) and I'm searching for work.
I flip-flop between atheism and pantheism, have a deep hatred of any kind of dogma (scientific, religious or political), and my stated goal in life is to try anything that looks fun at least once.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #286 on: October 20, 2012, 06:59:14 pm »
Welcome :)

I miss IB's old avatar.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #287 on: October 20, 2012, 08:03:41 pm »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #288 on: October 20, 2012, 10:34:14 pm »
I too miss the chibi raptor.

On a related note.  Ironbite, what are you doing to that poor cat?  It looks fully prepared to cut your throat while you sleep.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #289 on: October 20, 2012, 10:36:07 pm »
I believe his ex decorated the poor kitty.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #290 on: October 20, 2012, 11:32:00 pm »
Yeah Sleepy is right.  The Ex put the hat on Ville.  She was not happy.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #291 on: October 20, 2012, 11:45:52 pm »
Since I came back I've often considered making my signature a plea for you and Zachski to change your avatars back to what they were on Proboards.

So, what I'm trying to say is... do it.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #292 on: October 21, 2012, 11:34:49 am »
There are words that come to mind.  Words that have such wisdom that they take your breath away.  Words that are so simple, so elegant that they can't be ignored.  I impart those words to you after the dash.

Ironbite-fuck you.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #293 on: October 21, 2012, 01:05:00 pm »
What, why?  I just like your old avatar.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #294 on: October 22, 2012, 04:34:04 am »
*Looks at Ironbite's avatar and starts laughing herself sick* Oh my word, that's *hilarious*!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #295 on: October 23, 2012, 03:04:27 am »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.
I present to you, Exhibit A of our collection of works known as "Why Commas are Important".

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #296 on: October 23, 2012, 03:13:11 am »
Good god, I can't stop laughing. And yeah, the poor kitty is looking like she wants to murder everyone in the world.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #297 on: October 23, 2012, 08:39:26 am »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.

So is CWC, but you don't see any of us idolising him.

Well, maybe Tibs, but... whatever.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #298 on: October 23, 2012, 09:18:16 am »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.
I present to you, Exhibit A of our collection of works known as "Why Commas are Important".

Good god, I was reading it as "man baby" until this.
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #299 on: October 23, 2012, 10:32:03 am »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.
I present to you, Exhibit A of our collection of works known as "Why Commas are Important".

Good god, I was reading it as "man baby" until this.

Nothing can convince me that "man-baby" isn't what he meant to write.
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