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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #300 on: October 23, 2012, 11:32:29 am »
Despite objections to the contrary...I'm fully man baby.
I present to you, Exhibit A of our collection of works known as "Why Commas are Important".

Good god, I was reading it as "man baby" until this.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #301 on: October 23, 2012, 02:39:07 pm »
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who mistook the cat for some weird Transformer I was unaware of until reading the last few posts... *hides in shame*
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #302 on: October 24, 2012, 09:04:29 pm »
I am new.

I'm bi, a food science student, I enjoy the thought of sci-fi, and play many video games.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #303 on: October 24, 2012, 09:57:51 pm »
SPAM

Oh, god damnit, I was slightly worried this day would come.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #304 on: October 24, 2012, 10:00:22 pm »
I like that somebody gave it a fuck no.

EDIT:  uh... make that a few people.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #305 on: October 24, 2012, 10:10:02 pm »
Can't a moderator  kill the spambot or do something about it??

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #306 on: October 24, 2012, 10:42:27 pm »
How did it know to post in the Newbie thread?
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #307 on: October 24, 2012, 10:45:20 pm »
Spambot killed.  Sorry for the wait, ladies and gentlemen.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #308 on: October 24, 2012, 10:46:55 pm »
Was its spam-flesh delicious, Zach?
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #309 on: October 24, 2012, 10:48:05 pm »
Was its spam-flesh delicious, Zach?

It was nauseatingly processed.  Would not eat again.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #310 on: October 25, 2012, 02:43:48 am »
Aww... Much of the discussion was about some spambot and not welcoming a new member.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #311 on: October 27, 2012, 06:56:31 am »
What's up, everybody?

I'm just a student in high school who tries to get through life with as little effort as possible. 


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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #312 on: October 27, 2012, 02:28:51 pm »
GREETINGS!  Someone shall be by later to give you a welcoming hug.  I would but I have nuclear arms.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #313 on: November 04, 2012, 01:15:17 pm »
GREETINGS!  Someone shall be by later to give you a welcoming hug.  I would but I have nuclear arms.

I think I'd rather call them atomic arms.

Because atoms are really REALLY tiny.

Like your arms.

Seriously, you have silly, useless, tiny, dinosaur forelimbs.

Can you even open doors with them or do you just roar at the door untill someone comes to open it?
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #314 on: November 04, 2012, 04:14:01 pm »
....you do know I'm a 'raptor not a T-Rex right?