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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #480 on: July 01, 2013, 08:16:28 pm »
*depant's the newbie and walks away*

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I figured. Besides, who needs pants?
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #481 on: July 01, 2013, 08:19:32 pm »
Welcome to the "pants stolen by Ironbite" club. And the forums (basically the same thing).
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #482 on: July 01, 2013, 08:24:46 pm »
I never wore pants in the first place.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #483 on: July 01, 2013, 10:17:11 pm »
Going pantless is the fad on here.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #484 on: July 01, 2013, 10:47:18 pm »
Nicki, every time you post I spend, like, two minutes watching you sig pic.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #485 on: July 01, 2013, 10:53:14 pm »
Lil' brat needs a whack or 50. 

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #486 on: July 01, 2013, 11:12:45 pm »
It has the same effect on me too, along with that gif from The Avengers, where Loki is smacking that guy with his staff. YAY for Violence.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #487 on: July 02, 2013, 12:50:10 am »
I'm not a big fan of most of the stuff PosthumanHeresy is into, but I already think he's a pretty cool guy.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #488 on: July 02, 2013, 03:06:27 am »
Lil' brat needs a whack or 50. 

Welcome, Posthumanheresy. :)
Thanks.

I'm not a big fan of most of the stuff PosthumanHeresy is into, but I already think he's a pretty cool guy.

Welcome.
Thanks, and I understand. Not everyone's a metalhead gamer geek goth with weird shit constantly happening to them, lulz.
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #489 on: July 02, 2013, 03:27:30 am »
Buongiorno! (I don't actually speak Italian) So, I've been been lurking on the main page for several years now, and recently started posting quite infrequently under the same name. I discovered the forum several months ago, and since then I've wasted a fair few hours browsing through various threads. Thought I might as well sign up and start contributing to the madness er...posting.

So a bit about me, I guess: I'm your standard straight, white (sorta), middle-class male. I'm from Canada, and I'm halfway through my undergrad degree. My major is in genetics and evolutionary biology, and my minor is in psychology. I have no idea what I'll do with my degree; I'll figure it out as I go, I guess.

Now, if I understand this correctly, I'll assume that Ironbite will be along shortly to steal my pants and add them to his secret stash?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #490 on: July 02, 2013, 03:29:51 am »
Can I just say I love your avatar cause I think Zaeed with a pirate hat is fucking funny as all hell.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #491 on: July 02, 2013, 03:31:29 am »
Going pantless is the fad on here.

And with so many hot female members, a mighty fine fad it is!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #492 on: July 02, 2013, 03:39:36 am »
Haha, thanks! What really gets me is Shepard with the top hat and 'stache. If that were a DLC, I'd definitely pay for it!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #493 on: July 02, 2013, 08:24:46 am »
I like his birdy.   Welcome, Valerius.  Hope you like it here. :)

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #494 on: July 02, 2013, 11:01:33 am »
Can I just say I love your avatar

I'm going to second that, because that's a damn fine avatar!