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Offline Podkayne

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #135 on: February 09, 2012, 09:55:52 am »
Thanks for the welcome!

Uh, where's the convention? I might be interested to go, although I admit I'm not actually an athiest. Do I need to be to post?

Nope!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #136 on: February 09, 2012, 09:57:55 am »
Hey, Podkayne! I'm glad you showed up :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #137 on: February 09, 2012, 10:59:03 am »
Thanks for the welcome!

Uh, where's the convention? I might be interested to go, although I admit I'm not actually an athiest. Do I need to be to post?

Nope!

You can be whatever floats your boat!
Fellow Father Ted fan?

Drink!

Arse!

Feck!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #138 on: February 09, 2012, 03:19:16 pm »
Aah! Who the hell are you guys? Aaargh!

Jut kidding. I had an account on the older forums, but didn't post much, just lurked around (creepy face).

Anways. I'm 18, English, and a university student. Politically, I reckon I probably fall somewhere in the centre. I'm pretty much an atheist, having pretty much abandoned religion a few years back. Guitar player. Generally into most rock and metal, with a preference for pre-90s stuff. First found FSTDT thanks to some links on another forum in a thread about general religious fuckwittery.

Nice to meet you guys! (don't bite)
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If anyone's interested (probably not), I done gone and got a last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Oates_Moustache

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #139 on: February 09, 2012, 03:22:41 pm »
Nice to meet you too!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #140 on: February 09, 2012, 05:36:33 pm »
Don't worry, dude; we don't bite unless you want us to.

Or you say something stupid.

Or we're bored.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #141 on: February 09, 2012, 11:23:37 pm »
Generally into most rock and metal, with a preference for pre-90s stuff.

:D

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #142 on: February 09, 2012, 11:32:14 pm »
Om nom nom.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #143 on: February 10, 2012, 12:40:36 am »
Is that Charlie Brooker in your profile picture? I may have to get the good-taste cookies out...
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #144 on: February 10, 2012, 11:26:01 pm »
Is that Charlie Brooker in your profile picture? I may have to get the good-taste cookies out...

It is Brooker, but a quite bizarre picture from his fishing trip - saw it in the Guardian and couldn't resists.

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« Last Edit: February 11, 2012, 11:35:57 am by Spong Hapsburg »
"The expression of polite horror on her face as it fell past mine, plus the sound of air whistling out of the top of her head, made me feel really crap."

If anyone's interested (probably not), I done gone and got a last.fm: http://www.last.fm/user/Oates_Moustache

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #145 on: February 11, 2012, 02:13:47 am »
Hey, Podkayne! I'm glad you showed up :)
Hi, thanks!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #146 on: February 13, 2012, 12:27:05 pm »
Hello everyone ^^

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #147 on: February 13, 2012, 12:39:58 pm »
Hi!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #148 on: February 13, 2012, 11:25:56 pm »
Welcome, Rosiko!  Tell us a little about yourself. :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #149 on: February 14, 2012, 10:55:18 am »
In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze