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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #150 on: February 14, 2012, 11:00:50 am »
I wish Podkayne (shall we call her Poddy?) would make her mind up as to her appearance...









...and so on and so forth.


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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #151 on: February 14, 2012, 02:27:18 pm »
Maybe she's like the Doctor.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #152 on: February 14, 2012, 05:49:59 pm »
Holy shit, I never posted in the newbie thread! I didn't even know we had one.

So...

Um...

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #153 on: February 14, 2012, 07:21:06 pm »
Welcome, recent batch of newbies :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #154 on: February 16, 2012, 02:59:44 am »
Since were we all originally newbies, does that mean that everyone should have posted in this thread? Or is it intended for newbies subsequent to relocation?

Does it matter?
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #155 on: February 16, 2012, 09:49:01 am »
Yes, no, and no, in that order.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #156 on: February 27, 2012, 07:26:57 pm »
Hi, I'm bigdramaqueen1990 and here are a few facts about me.
1. I'm 21 years old
2. a straight female
3. from the United States (Michigan)
4. atheist
5. liberal
6. read the main page for years, did not realize there was a forum until a few days ago.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #157 on: February 27, 2012, 07:46:00 pm »
Hi, I'm bigdramaqueen1990 and here are a few facts about me.
1. I'm 21 years old
2. a straight female
3. from the United States (Michigan)
4. atheist
5. liberal
6. read the main page for years, did not realize there was a forum until a few days ago.

As long as you don't live up to your screen name (lol), you'll get along just fine here. Welcome to the forum! :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #158 on: February 27, 2012, 08:10:53 pm »


As long as you don't live up to your screen name (lol), you'll get along just fine here. Welcome to the forum! :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #159 on: February 28, 2012, 02:44:22 am »
A drama queen since age 11? You'll fit in well here! Welcome!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #160 on: February 28, 2012, 06:58:23 am »
Hey, there. :) Welcome.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #161 on: February 28, 2012, 10:22:00 am »
Welcome new people!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #162 on: February 28, 2012, 04:02:55 pm »
Hi, dramaqueen! :3
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #163 on: March 07, 2012, 10:13:10 pm »
Hi, everyone!
My boyfriend was asking me to check out this forum, so I did, and I've decided to join because...well, why not?  Seems like a decent place to me.  :)
I don't have much to say except...uh...nice to meet you guys and/or gals. ;D

That is all. :P

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #164 on: March 07, 2012, 10:17:14 pm »
Hi, everyone!
My boyfriend was asking me to check out this forum, so I did, and I've decided to join because...well, why not?  Seems like a decent place to me.  :)
I don't have much to say except...uh...nice to meet you guys and/or gals. ;D

That is all. :P
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