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Offline Heretek

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #195 on: April 10, 2012, 01:26:27 am »
Hello all, I used to go by Laughing Man on the old forums so I'm not really a newbie, though I doubt many people remember me. To briefly (re)introduce myself:

  • I'm 21 years old
  • I live in Wellington, New Zealand
  • I'm a left-wing, atheist, bisexual
  • I'm doing an IT degree, programming major

So, hello again, looking forward to getting to know you all.


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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #196 on: April 10, 2012, 01:33:39 am »
I remember you. Welcome back!
Guys, this is getting creepy. Can we talk about cannibalism instead?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #197 on: April 10, 2012, 01:41:00 am »
Whoo! More heretics! Kinda...

Anyway, welcome!
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #198 on: April 10, 2012, 02:06:38 am »
Whoo! More heretics! Kinda...

Anyway, welcome!

Yeah, I was about to point this out. You guys are going to be confusing together~
A limerick:

There once was a unicorn who would shove
His rainbows around like a dove
"Always I'll be with you
And then make-believe with you
Harmony, Harmony, oh love"

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #199 on: April 10, 2012, 05:20:06 am »
Welcome to the club, and everyone totally got the Her3tik comparison in before I could post  :D

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #200 on: April 10, 2012, 10:17:09 am »
Whoo! More heretics! Kinda...

Anyway, welcome!

Yeah, I was about to point this out. You guys are going to be confusing together~
It'd sure be a pain if we started collaborating on that point, wouldn't it?
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #201 on: April 10, 2012, 11:31:11 am »
Whoo! More heretics! Kinda...

Anyway, welcome!

Yeah, I was about to point this out. You guys are going to be confusing together~
It'd sure be a pain if we started collaborating on that point, wouldn't it?

Why, it'd be outright heresy :P

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #202 on: April 10, 2012, 12:20:44 pm »
Whoo! More heretics! Kinda...

Anyway, welcome!

Yeah, I was about to point this out. You guys are going to be confusing together~
It'd sure be a pain if we started collaborating on that point, wouldn't it?

Why, it'd be outright heresy :P
She steals our bad puns! This cannot be allowed to stand!
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #203 on: April 11, 2012, 06:33:54 pm »
Heh, thanks for the welcome guys. Glad to see I'm not the only heretic about.  ;)

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #204 on: April 11, 2012, 07:59:25 pm »
Welcome back, Heretek!
Everybody's doin' the fish.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #205 on: April 14, 2012, 07:48:35 pm »
Hello, everyone!  I've been meaning to register here for a whole now and just got around to doing so.

Many of you know me from my comments on the main quotes page from FSTDT but here's some more about me.  I just turned 40 last month, have been married for nearly nine years and have two kids, ages 7 and 5.  I've been an atheist by and large since my bar mitzvah and was labelled an antisemitic Jew in my 20s because I had the audacity to criticize the policies of the state of Israel.  My user name, for those of you who might wonder, is the Russian word for asshole.

So … Hi everyone!
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If we are all atheists (some of us believe in one fewer god than others) then we are also, by definition, all blasphemers and an accusation away from being heretics...

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #206 on: April 14, 2012, 09:26:32 pm »
My god.  A Jew who doesn't believe that Israel is good and right in all they do?  BURN THE HERETIC!

Ironbite-AND GET THIS GUY A DRINK!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #207 on: April 14, 2012, 09:29:04 pm »
My god.  A Jew who doesn't believe that Israel is good and right in all they do?  BURN THE HERETIC!

Which one?  :P

And Hi Mudak, I don't recognize you because I generally don't follow the main page that often, but welcome to the forum and I hope you enjoy it :)

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #208 on: April 14, 2012, 11:12:45 pm »
BURN THE HERETIC!

Hey, what'd I do?

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #209 on: April 15, 2012, 12:14:30 am »
BURN THE HERETIC!

Hey, what'd I do?
Better you than me, bro.

Or sis. I never looked at/for your gender symbol.
Her3tik, you have groupies.
Ego: +5

There are a number of ways, though my favourite is simply to take them by surprise. They're just walking down the street, minding their own business when suddenly, WHACK! Penis to the face.