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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #255 on: July 29, 2012, 07:49:55 pm »
Welcome to the forum, killerklown!  As you can see from the preceding exchange, we're a *very special* group here.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #256 on: August 07, 2012, 05:17:56 pm »
Oh god, I am so horrible at this thread. I don't deserve my title any longer.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #257 on: August 13, 2012, 03:07:49 pm »
Hey, everyone. As you can see, my name is Rupert Upton Sirius, but I'll answer to R.U. ;)

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #258 on: August 13, 2012, 04:00:54 pm »
OH I GET THE PUN!

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #259 on: August 13, 2012, 05:22:36 pm »
Hello, R.U. Sirius!  Or is it R.U.S.?  Funny, I didn't believe you existed.  </Princess Bride reference>

Have some e-cookies.
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #260 on: August 13, 2012, 05:29:48 pm »
Hey, everyone. As you can see, my name is Rupert Upton Sirius, but I'll answer to R.U. ;)

(BZZZT! Ref calls personal foul: Roughing the reader, unauthorized use of a pun. 5-yard loss)

I've got Aspergher's, love sci-fi/horror/fantasy, prefer reading to TV 99.9% of the time and identify as both Buddhist and neo-pagan. Be careful what you post...If it can be punned, I will pun it.

I've lurked here before, so I finally thought I should post, so here I am. See you all around!

I like you already! Welcome!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #261 on: August 23, 2012, 04:34:46 pm »
Hi. Long time lurker (in the fstdt quotes section), first time poster here. I live in the deep south, where churches rule and if you don't believe in an invisible man, then you're pretty much shunned. (separation of church and state my ASS). Anyway, pleezedtameetcha

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #262 on: August 30, 2012, 06:01:02 pm »
I've been lurking around here as well for some time, mainly getting a laugh out of comments from racist websites. I even submitted one of my own. I usually find these sites offensive and tasteless, but I'm now glad I've found a site where I can laugh at them with others. I don't expect to be posting around here much since I also have accounts on Pixar Planet, GTAForums and YouTube of course. Everyone here seems pretty cool though, and the quotes people post here are a good laugh. I hope to stick around.
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #263 on: August 30, 2012, 09:39:29 pm »
Yay, more people! :3
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #264 on: September 08, 2012, 05:46:26 am »
A belated welcome to all of the newbies. :)
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #265 on: September 12, 2012, 05:26:34 pm »
Yes, it's me, I'm back....

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Could some kind administrative soul please enable 'change display name' for my profile - I want to get comfortable as soon as possible!
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #266 on: September 12, 2012, 05:28:00 pm »
Welcome back, Jack!
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You there. The creepy person who decided I was supporting their position. Stop it.

"Half the reason that I like foreign music is because I can kid myself that "Shake dat ass" is more poetic in Hindi."
--Sanda

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #267 on: September 24, 2012, 04:28:35 pm »
Hi, everyone! I was on the old forums for years until, you know, I wasn't anymore, for various reasons. I missed a lot of you! *attempts to hug the forum*

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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #268 on: September 24, 2012, 04:51:06 pm »
Welcome back, Impy! ;D
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Re: The Newbie Thread
« Reply #269 on: September 24, 2012, 06:06:30 pm »
Thanks, Damen! :D