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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2013, 08:28:03 pm »
Wait, Nebraska? This is a problem...how?

We'll just set up a large stand staffed by people 24/7 just to talk about....Corn. Corn is always interesting to Nebraskans folks.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2013, 08:34:11 pm »
Ugh. I feel dirty. I have genetic heritage from Nebraska. This shames me.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2013, 09:32:29 pm »
Ugh. I feel dirty. I have genetic heritage from Nebraska. This shames me.

I'd feel dirty about being related to Nebraska too.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2013, 09:40:40 pm »
At least they don't have a dragon exhibit.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2013, 10:43:43 pm »
Dragons=Dinosaurs. That's the creationist explanation. Which is only correct in that archaic people found dinosaur fossils and came up with dragons and griffons and etc.

Apparently, "The Flintstones" is realistic-ish, which would be okay to believe if you are, say, 5 or 6 years old, at the most. ::)
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2013, 05:28:44 am »
This isn't a "museum". Aren't they supposed to have some educational value? this is the exact opposite. the Anti-Museum?

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2013, 07:01:52 am »
Nebraska, we laugh at you.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2013, 03:20:05 pm »
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2013, 04:33:32 pm »
I was hoping the article would give at least a couple of the pieces of "evidence" he has for creationism and a young earth.  I'd be curious to see if it was the same old tired already disproved regurgitated bits of nothing, or if he actually has some brand new shiny bullshit to present.
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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2013, 05:20:44 pm »
I was hoping the article would give at least a couple of the pieces of "evidence" he has for creationism and a young earth.  I'd be curious to see if it was the same old tired already disproved regurgitated bits of nothing, or if he actually has some brand new shiny bullshit to present.

It's going to be the same old PRATTs, repeated over and over.  Because everyone knows that, when you repeat a lie often enough, it automagically becomes true.  See, even Karl Rove understands this:

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2013, 05:39:22 pm »
Don't laugh too much at Nebraska. The state has yielded such a huge number of fossils that the University of Nebraska has an agreement with the Department of Transportation to collect any fossils recovered during highway construction. There are also fossil sites and museums all over the western part of the state one can visit. As in REAL fossil sites and museums, mind you.

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2013, 02:48:12 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD


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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2013, 02:50:34 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

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Re: Creation Museum Opens In Nebraska
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2013, 10:04:11 am »
I was just thinking about the amusing possibilities of MSTing a museum. How long before anyone serious would realize what was happening and throw us out? XD

If I tried it? Probably about five minutes. I'm not good at subtle sarcasm.
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