I think that last one, PHH, should be revised to: "If you think ganguro is empowering, then you're an idiot."
Also, yeah, I'm totally a violent cracker. I go around beating black people with brass knuckles for shits and giggles, I piss on Native burial mounds, and drop a steamer on any taco stands I may come across. I use high-powered lasers (fueled by WHITE PRIVILEGE) to carve satanic and anti-Semitic messages on to the sides of synagogues, churches, and mosques. I'm worse than Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot, Kim Jong-Il and son, Satan, AND the Joker put together. ALL HAIL THE ULTRACRACKER!