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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #150 on: January 05, 2014, 09:54:21 pm »
I don't think this previous year could beat 2012's Cats With Thumbs.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #151 on: January 06, 2014, 01:33:15 am »
Like allergies, sexual arousal may occur from anything under the sun, including the sun.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #152 on: January 06, 2014, 06:59:09 pm »
According to U.S. Policy in effect on September 11, 2001, any counterterrorism investigation overseas had to stop at "the water's edge," where U.S. territory began.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #153 on: January 06, 2014, 08:33:47 pm »
I, too, wish I could live off publishing my private fantasies. Unfortunately no one wants to read about a skinny Asian dude and his orgy submarine.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #154 on: January 06, 2014, 10:29:42 pm »
Aw, my cat just farted and it was a doozy.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #155 on: January 08, 2014, 03:19:30 pm »
Once you understand the meaning behind the rudabegas, you'll wish I never mentioned the lightbulb.

The ferret was in the box long before I turned on the oven to catch the racoons.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #156 on: January 08, 2014, 08:04:00 pm »
I want to strip him naked in his capital city and throw rocks at him until he dies.

Blue rapist elf would make a great band name.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #157 on: January 08, 2014, 10:30:27 pm »
Seriously, how many furries did she kill without eating their livers?
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #158 on: January 08, 2014, 10:40:25 pm »
So, apparently it takes 17 arrows to kill a horse.
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Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
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Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #159 on: January 09, 2014, 04:00:59 pm »
I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes... or should I?

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #160 on: January 12, 2014, 07:45:51 am »
I will kick a panda in the bollocks, if I have to.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #161 on: January 12, 2014, 08:08:39 am »
Im not sure why my owls yell at me, all i know is that my pants fit my arm
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #162 on: January 18, 2014, 01:06:40 am »
No, I don't want to wake up to Showroom Dummies.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #163 on: January 18, 2014, 02:12:20 am »
congratulations, your tomato is now art.
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Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

Quote from: Seneca
Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #164 on: January 18, 2014, 02:12:07 pm »
You're overanlyzing this sentence if you're trying to find hidden meaning.
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