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Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« on: July 30, 2013, 12:19:31 pm »
Some idiot took green paint & splattered it all over the beloved memorial to Ol' Honest Abe.

http://www.addictinginfo.org/2013/07/29/defacing-america-lincoln-memorial-shut-down-after-vandal-splatters-green-paint/

Fortunately, there were surveillance cameras & the cops say they've identified a "Person of Interest".

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 12:27:49 pm »
This just in: people are idiots. I hope he likes jail time.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2013, 12:55:38 pm »
did he actually think he'd get away with vandalizing a national monument? What an idiot.
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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2013, 01:13:54 pm »
Can't wait until they catch the culprit or culprits. Probably some Tealiban goober.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2013, 01:52:39 pm »
What I don't get is, if you're really gonna do something like that, why would you just throw the paint on randomly? He should have at least written a message.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2013, 01:55:01 pm »
What I don't get is, if you're really gonna do something like that, why would you just throw the paint on randomly? He should have at least written a message.

At least it's better than the dingleberries who vandalized a horse statue to turn it into a MLP.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 02:12:28 pm »
Probably a militant from the Green Party.


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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 02:13:00 pm »
Update, they arrested a woman in connection to the event
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess she's got a few loose screws.
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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 03:25:20 pm »
$20 says it was some poster from Occidental Dissent that did this.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 03:40:51 pm »
What I don't get is, if you're really gonna do something like that, why would you just throw the paint on randomly? He should have at least written a message.

At least it's better than the dingleberries who vandalized a horse statue to turn it into a MLP.

Wait, seriously!?
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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #11 on: July 30, 2013, 04:05:49 pm »
What I don't get is, if you're really gonna do something like that, why would you just throw the paint on randomly? He should have at least written a message.

At least it's better than the dingleberries who vandalized a horse statue to turn it into a MLP.

Wait, seriously!?

I just looked it up, and yes, it happened. It seems to be that someone painted a bronze horse statue in Russia in the colors of Rainbow Dash recently. Gonna take a guess and say it has something to due with the Russian government's homophobia. Naturally the article I found had comments either say "fuck bronies" as hard as possible, or alternatively, "fucking awesome!" One site was also giving bronies shit for giving guns pony themed paint jobs.



On topic: Why not do something funny like leave two giant boulders in a massive burlap sack at the base of the Washington Monument?
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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #12 on: July 30, 2013, 04:54:11 pm »
This is hilariously stupid.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #13 on: July 30, 2013, 05:05:16 pm »
I'm trying and failing to come up with the amount of caring to actually care about this.

Ironbite-it's...paint on stone and wood.  Not like someone took a saw to Abe's head.

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Re: Some Freak Vandalized The Lincoln Memorial!
« Reply #14 on: July 30, 2013, 05:11:27 pm »
What I don't get is, if you're really gonna do something like that, why would you just throw the paint on randomly? He should have at least written a message.

At least it's better than the dingleberries who vandalized a horse statue to turn it into a MLP.

Wait, seriously!?

I just looked it up, and yes, it happened. It seems to be that someone painted a bronze horse statue in Russia in the colors of Rainbow Dash recently. Gonna take a guess and say it has something to due with the Russian government's homophobia. Naturally the article I found had comments either say "fuck bronies" as hard as possible, or alternatively, "fucking awesome!" One site was also giving bronies shit for giving guns pony themed paint jobs.



On topic: Why not do something funny like leave two giant boulders in a massive burlap sack at the base of the Washington Monument?

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