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Man with strange name arrested a second time
« on: August 18, 2013, 04:49:03 pm »
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Felony drug charges have been filed against Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop. The 32-year-old goes by Beezow.

He was arrested July 20 in Iowa’s Washington County. He remained in the county jail Saturday. He was booked into jail as Jeffrey D. Wilschke, which is the name on his driver’s license, even though he legally changed his name in 2011.

Online court records did not list a defense attorney Saturday.

Beezow was arrested for drug possession in Madison in 2012. That arrest brought national attention to his name, which became fodder for TV anchors and late-night talk show hosts.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/viewart/20130817/NEWS01/130817009/Wisconsin-man-Beezow-Doo-doo-Zopittybop-bop-bop-faces-drug-charges-in-Iowa?Frontpage

I'm guessing Beezow isn't going to learn?

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2013, 05:06:06 pm »
How else is he going to get on TV?
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2013, 05:15:52 pm »
With a name like that, I would think the last thing I want would be national attention.

Let alone local attention.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2013, 05:33:36 pm »
With a name like that, I would think the last thing I want would be national attention.

Let alone local attention.

He changed his name to that of his own accord. I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he wants.
Still can't think of a signature a year later.

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2013, 05:43:35 pm »
With a name like that, I would think the last thing I want would be national attention.

Let alone local attention.

He changed his name to that of his own accord. I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he wants.

WHY.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2013, 05:46:11 pm »
Well, it's distinctive.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2013, 05:52:57 pm »
With a name like that, I would think the last thing I want would be national attention.

Let alone local attention.

He changed his name to that of his own accord. I'm pretty sure he knows exactly what he wants.

WHY.

The question should be, why wouldn't you? fantastic name  :P

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2013, 02:38:08 am »
As soon as I saw the name, I suddenly knew exactly why he was arrested.

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2013, 03:16:56 am »
If I were to change my name to something bizarre like that, I'd go with Evil McFucking-Crazy.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2013, 05:27:38 am »
If I was going to change my name, it'd only be my given and middle names. If I was going to do something weird, it'd likely be something like "Badass Motherfucker" or "Kurt Trevelyan" or "Bornstellar Makes Eternal Lasting".
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2013, 12:14:58 pm »
Guess he knew he would constantly be arrested because...because. So why not make the cops' and judges' jobs harder by forcing them to say his new name? "Say my name, biatch...say it!":)

So, yeah, I'd change mine to the old classic I. M. Sofa King Whet Ahdid.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2013, 01:43:48 pm »
If I were to change my name, my name would be Inigo Montoya.

Or, on a more serious note, I would drop my last name altogether and replace it with my middle name.
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2013, 02:20:37 pm »
If I had to change my last name, it would be after we get hand-fasted, to a combination of our last names.

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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2013, 02:26:26 pm »
If I changed my name, I'd drop half my surname. Compound surnames are annoying (plus they sound pretentious).
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Re: Man with strange name arrested a second time
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2013, 02:28:44 pm »
Oh :(
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