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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #195 on: March 08, 2014, 03:18:36 pm »
I saw that one. I'm actually a little sad that I'm too jaded for it to piss me off as much as it should. Granted, if I was present at the time, I would probably be arrested for asshole cruelty from trying to shove one of those fuckwits' heads up the other's ass.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #196 on: March 08, 2014, 07:06:31 pm »
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #197 on: March 09, 2014, 01:11:52 am »
I don't have children, but now that I think about it, I might actually be relieved for this very reason if my future kids came out to me.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #198 on: March 12, 2014, 02:52:07 pm »
http://notalwayslearning.com/short-short-attention-span/34120

Hey look at the double standard!

http://notalwaysrelated.com/the-birds-and-the-boyfriends/29925

I can see SJWs going bonkers over that one.

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #199 on: March 14, 2014, 02:01:26 am »
http://notalwaysright.com/has-beef-with-you/36002

...Well that is a new kind of stupid.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #200 on: March 21, 2014, 02:47:34 pm »
http://notalwaysromantic.com/keep-sharing-sparing/29850

Well, that's as good a euphemism for that as any I've heard.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #201 on: March 21, 2014, 04:28:30 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on March 21, 2014, 02:47:34 pm
http://notalwaysromantic.com/keep-sharing-sparing/29850

Well, that's as good a euphemism for that as any I've heard.

That was so damn funny that I have a massive headache now from laughing so hard.  Congratulations.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #202 on: March 21, 2014, 05:03:28 pm »
This is relevant to my interests.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #203 on: March 21, 2014, 08:15:54 pm »
Quote from: Saving Fish From Drowning on March 21, 2014, 05:03:28 pm
This is relevant to my interests.

The parenthetical is dead on.  Best boss ever indeed!
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #204 on: April 03, 2014, 06:29:19 pm »
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #205 on: April 04, 2014, 07:13:16 pm »
http://notalwayslearning.com/gives-teaching-a-bad-name/34328

Yeah, that's not a good sign.

http://notalwaysrelated.com/this-bus-will-be-calling-at-all-stops-to-denial/30153

I too hope you find yourself a suitable partner.

http://notalwaysrelated.com/time-to-be-the-father-bear/30150

I am glad I never had a younger brother.

http://notalwaysromantic.com/periodically-frustrated/29983

Well, at least she's respecting his religion.

http://notalwaysright.com/hashtag-stfu/36326

I need to take a break after reading that to regather my faith... no, wait, I don't. My faith in humanity has long since hopped a plane to Europe, got Dutch citizenship and now spends its days getting high on pot.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #206 on: April 07, 2014, 07:49:19 pm »
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

Quote from: Supreme Court of Canada
Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #207 on: April 07, 2014, 08:01:38 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on April 07, 2014, 07:49:19 pm
These people exist?
Yes, they do. I once had to make a BEEF taco pizza WITH NO BEEF. Dude didn't want a vegetarian pizza because "vegetarian is jus' Indian for 'bad hunter'", he wanted a beef taco pizza with no beef. He got a vegetarian taco pizza and a $6 asshole surcharge.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #208 on: April 07, 2014, 08:08:03 pm »
Quote from: dpareja on April 07, 2014, 07:49:19 pm
http://notalwaysrelated.com/trash-talking/30200

I'm not sure if I should comment on that one.

http://notalwaysright.com/this-friendship-is-fried/36332

These people exist?

Considering the number of people who come into my work, spend ten minutes reading a ten-second menu, and then try to order things that would require very large and obvious equipment to prepare and would create some very obvious aromas if we had them anywhere in the store...all I can say is yes, yes they do.
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Re: Not Always Thread
« Reply #209 on: April 07, 2014, 10:13:01 pm »
Quote from: Saving Fish From Drowning on April 07, 2014, 08:01:38 pm
Quote from: dpareja on April 07, 2014, 07:49:19 pm
These people exist?
Yes, they do. I once had to make a BEEF taco pizza WITH NO BEEF. Dude didn't want a vegetarian pizza because "vegetarian is jus' Indian for 'bad hunter'", he wanted a beef taco pizza with no beef. He got a vegetarian taco pizza and a $6 asshole surcharge.

Adding beef to a pizza costs $6?
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