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Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« on: September 11, 2013, 02:34:49 pm »
That's right, folks. Carlos Danger Anthony Weiner, the race-baiting disgraced ex-Congressman, has conceded defeat in New York City's Democratic mayoral primary race. And hey, at least he took it well.

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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 02:36:55 pm »
Weiner, stop being a weiner.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 03:28:29 pm »
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 04:36:58 pm »
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 05:08:11 pm »
Honestly, the sex scandals and acting like a human have made Weiner my second favorite politician. He's the only one I think of as a normal dude, besides Jon Gnarr, who is awesome incarnate. Weiner is buddies with Stewart, has problems with his life, and isn't afraid to give the media the finger, which should be much more common. The race thing is bad, but I've seen much worse, and it was over 20 years ago.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 05:50:56 pm »
So the girl he sent a cock-pic to became a porn star? Well, at least Wiener can say he's a job creator.

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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 05:56:04 pm »
So the girl he sent a cock-pic to became a porn star? Well, at least Wiener can say he's a job creator.
That's being a little hard on him. He's worked to make it for a long time, and has been damned for being a normal human. I know his political life has gone soft, but it's a tad bullshit. I think the media forced him to pull out of the political sphere, and feel the new mistress was a Republican plant.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 06:17:39 pm »
I think the media forced him to pull out of the political sphere, and feel the new mistress was a Republican plant.

Proof?
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 06:43:14 pm »
I think the media forced him to pull out of the political sphere, and feel the new mistress was a Republican plant.

Proof?
As I said, that's how I feel. It's unprovable, but is my personal opinion. Her reasons for revealing herself just seem too suspect.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 07:55:39 pm »
Anthony Wiener is a lot like Newt Gingrich. Was popular until a sex scandal took him down, and he's spent most of his failed attempt at a comeback trying to blame other people for his screw up. He's not a demagogue in the way Gingrich is, but he definitely is a narcissist.

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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 08:37:17 pm »
Anthony Wiener is a lot like Newt Gingrich. Was popular until a sex scandal took him down, and he's spent most of his failed attempt at a comeback trying to blame other people for his screw up. He's not a demagogue in the way Gingrich is, but he definitely is a narcissist.
That said, he didn't leave a dying woman, and who doesn't smile when seeing a politician flip off the press? Fuck the press with a horse dick.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2013, 09:58:29 pm »
So the girl he sent a cock-pic to became a porn star? Well, at least Wiener can say he's a job creator.
That's being a little hard on him. He's worked to make it for a long time, and has been damned for being a normal human. I know his political life has gone soft, but it's a tad bullshit. I think the media forced him to pull out of the political sphere, and feel the new mistress was a Republican plant.

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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 11:43:11 pm »
Rabbit, I find your sig to be disturbingly appropriate in this case.
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Re: Anthony Weiner Ends Mayoral Campaign
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2013, 12:21:42 am »
Poor Anthony pounded away, so hard, so fast, making the public pant with bated breath, only to leave due to a few premature acts and badly done political play.

I did see, though that his campaign was not just in danger...it was in Carlos Danger.

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