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Offline DiscoBerry

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The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« on: January 27, 2012, 02:22:07 pm »
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The group plans to picket from 7:50 to 8:20 a.m. because -- hold on while I jam my head up my ass so as to properly quote from the press release -- "We will give your children the chance to see what truth looks like, the face of what they were entitled to have from every adult that ever touched their lives! You brutish teachers and hateful parents have broken the moral compass of this generation, teaching rebellion with everything you say and do."

Christ, what an asshole.

What did CHS do to receive such an honor?

Presumably, this is a retaliatory visit. Back in March 2011 the CHS Equality Club brought Nathan Phelps, the estranged son of WBC's chief asshole, Fred Phelps, to speak to students and parents about growing up Phelps. Nathan Phelps' address is available on YouTube in five sections, and it's an interesting one. Phelps discusses his father's ideas on child rearing (if you guessed it involves lots of Bibles and physical discipline, you're correct), the insular beliefs of the sect (they're not about conversion because they're the only ones who are "saved") and the total strength of the congregation (about 60 people, most of 'em with the last name Phelps). It's an interesting, informative and frank discussion about how adhering to blind hatred eventually makes you blind to everything that actually makes life worth living. You can see why that asshole Fred Phelps would hate it.

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2012/01/westboro_baptist_church_clayton_high.php

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2012, 02:31:46 pm »
Damn.  I hope they're thoroughly booed.  Of course they'll take it as persecution, but what DON'T they take as an opportunity to reinforce they're holier-than-though bullshit?
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2012, 02:51:42 pm »
Damn it, Fred, just die already.

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2012, 02:55:36 pm »
*SIGH*

When is that asshole, old Freddy-boy, going to fricking DIE? I just might hop on a plane from Canada just to dance on his grave when he DOES... and I don't celebrate someone's death lightly...

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2012, 03:00:13 pm »
He will die the day God gets board and wants some to ultimately troll!
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2012, 03:14:40 pm »
Yes, he's a colossal Jerk Ass, but he's so over the top that I just don't take him seriously anymore

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2012, 03:40:55 pm »
Won't matter, the kids who stayed are more asshole-ish than he is. And his grandkids seem to be heading down the same path.

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2012, 06:53:13 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 06:56:56 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"

I could be wrong, but this one may have crossed the "don't tell people to do illegal things" line.

If it hasn't, I second the motion.
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 06:59:49 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"

I could be wrong, but this one may have crossed the "don't tell people to do illegal things" line.

If it hasn't, I second the motion.
I personally think it should be a clause in any law. Anyone as much of a total prick as phelps and his cult are should be shot on sight

Also that site linked in the OP, christ the comments suck
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 07:23:07 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"

Now come on.  Do we really need to stoop to their trashy level here?
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 08:50:59 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"

Now come on.  Do we really need to stoop to their trashy level here?

Yeah, an impromptu LGBT Pride parade would be much more funny/effective.
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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 08:59:15 pm »
Depending on where you are, I might have to get involved in this issue.

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2012, 09:06:32 pm »
Sniper rifle in every god damned window with banners reading "WE hate WBC"

That's not inciting violence at all.

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Re: The WBC crew are coming to my old high school
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2012, 10:51:55 pm »
I may not like the Phelps, but I'd be more interested in getting them busted for child abuse more than anything.  That said, I wouldn't mind doing an impromptu trolling Woodstock-style.

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