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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2475 on: January 12, 2015, 09:26:51 am »
Granted, you get 100 billion dollars in quarters dropped on your head.

I wish I could turn into a dinosaur whenever I wanted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2476 on: January 12, 2015, 03:21:09 pm »
Granted, but it's one of those chicken-sized ones whose only defense mechanism was hiding from everything bigger than it. That is, everything.

I wish humanity in general was more intelligent and mature.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2477 on: January 12, 2015, 03:56:48 pm »
Granted. Humanity goes extinct except for one person. She is really quite intelligent and mature, though.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2478 on: January 12, 2015, 04:16:30 pm »
Granted.  You get hit with an avalanche.

Ironbite-I wish for.......1000000 FISH!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2479 on: January 12, 2015, 08:00:44 pm »
Granted. You are now beneath a pile of one million whale sharks. Have fun with that.


I wish my insurance money would come in so I could have a new TV.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2480 on: January 12, 2015, 08:43:31 pm »
Granted, the TV get's destroyed.


I wish my new Wii U charger would get here already.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2481 on: January 13, 2015, 02:37:01 am »
Granted. The Wii U charger was inside you all along.

I wish I had gone for a computer science degree rather than physics.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2482 on: January 13, 2015, 02:46:33 am »
Granted. You found it both overwhelmingly difficult and uninteresting, so changed your major to physics anyway.


I wish people would use proper grammar/spelling.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2483 on: January 13, 2015, 09:45:05 am »
Granted, but it's according to ancient Etruscan.

I wish paid sick leave was a federal requirement for all laws in the U.S.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2484 on: January 13, 2015, 05:14:24 pm »
Granted. It's only available at the employer's discretion, ensuring that the boss' darling still gets paid for doing nothing while you continue to worry yourself sick about your health and medical bills.

I wish my family wasn't entirely made up of terrible human beings.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2485 on: January 13, 2015, 07:05:20 pm »
Granted. Your family is entirely made up of reptilians.

I wish for three extra wishes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2486 on: January 15, 2015, 10:30:34 am »
Granted. You must make them in the next minute, and I cannot wait to corrupt them.  ;D

I wish my flu would go away and never return.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2487 on: January 15, 2015, 01:50:29 pm »
Granted, you get Ebola instead.

I wish I could read people's minds AND be able to turn this ability off and on at will (in case I encounter someone with a really dirty mind).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2488 on: January 15, 2015, 03:40:02 pm »
Granted. Your worst enemy gets the same power and you soon become involved in a constant struggle to destroy each other which consumes your life.

I wish I knew who my worst enemy is.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2489 on: January 15, 2015, 05:28:28 pm »
Granted turns out it's your father.


I wish I could sleep a little longer in the mornings before school.
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