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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2535 on: May 10, 2015, 02:54:24 pm »
Granted. Since I actually don't know what you're referring to by "that one thing," the entire movie is erased from history just to be safe.

(Really, I don't. I can think of at least 4 different things you could have meant by that)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2536 on: May 10, 2015, 02:56:15 pm »
Very well. Congratulations there new dad.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2537 on: May 10, 2015, 02:58:45 pm »
Granted. You're interred within a Dreadnought- for eternity.

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Toddlers get too much exercise, they wouldn't make good veal.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2538 on: May 10, 2015, 03:00:45 pm »
Granted. You suck at keeping your balence too much to ride it.

I wish Marvel (specifically, the same people who made the second Captain America movie) would make a Black Widow movie instead of Ant-Man or Yet Another Spider-Man Reboot.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2539 on: May 10, 2015, 03:08:35 pm »
Granted. In it, Black Widow is bitten by a radioactive black widow and gains spider-based powers.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2540 on: May 11, 2015, 01:51:50 pm »
Granted. Your friends are nerds with knowledge of nerd subjects which blows your own out of the water. They constantly rub this in your face and mock you for only knowing about the mainstream stuff.

I wish that Ohio had a more stable climate (anyone who lives here knows what I'm talking about).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2541 on: May 11, 2015, 08:23:18 pm »
Granted. Ohio is now in a never-ending cycle of terrible weather, but hey, it's consistent!

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2542 on: May 11, 2015, 08:51:00 pm »
Granted.  I eat your face off.

Ironbite-I wish for 30 tons of....FISH!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2543 on: May 11, 2015, 08:56:41 pm »
Granted. You are dropped into a pool full of sharks (30 sharks, each weighing a ton) while covered in fish guts.

I wish to live in a country that doesn't have fundies interfering in its government.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2544 on: May 11, 2015, 09:28:16 pm »
Granted, here's a work visa for Saudi Arabia. Now you can live in a country where fundies don't interfere with the government because they outright control it. Enjoy.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2545 on: May 11, 2015, 11:20:24 pm »
You burned your tailbone. Somehow.

I wish my tailbone wasn't fractured.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2546 on: May 11, 2015, 11:53:15 pm »
Granted your arm is.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2547 on: May 12, 2015, 12:26:19 am »
Granted, you wrote yourself into a giant tentacle scat orgy and now all of your former readers either think you're a sick fuck, or won't stop stalking you.

I wish for one of those 3kg tubs of Nutella.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2548 on: May 12, 2015, 10:50:02 am »
Granted. It drops on your head from the top of a skyscraper.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2549 on: May 16, 2015, 01:39:10 am »
Granted. You now enjoy the music of Phil Collins.

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