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I'm accusing you of being stupid.
Granted, It blows up on use.I wish I was alive again.
Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Granted. It gives you the overwhelming desire to shoot yourself in the left buttock with a shotgun.I wish to have an early-release DVD of the "Devil's Carnival" sequel and for it to be as awesome as it looks.
Granted. Your intestines ache instead.I wish there existed couches/chairs where you could sit on them for hours on end and not get a sore ass.
Granted. You know everything about parkour but you lack the physical ability to pull off even the simplest techniques.I wish for the ability to make fictional characters listen when I yell at them about the stupid things they are doing.