Granted, but because the wish applies retroactively, it creates a paradoxical loop.
Because moderates can shut up wingnuts, there are no good fundie quotes.
Because there are no good fundie quotes, there is no fstdt.
Because there is no fstdt, you were unable to make this wish.
Because you were unable to make this wish, moderates cannot shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates cannot shut wingnuts up, there are lots of good fundie quotes.
Because there are lots of good fundie quotes, fstdt exists.
Because fstdt exists, you are able to wish that moderates could shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates can shut up wingnuts, there are no good fundie quotes.
Because there are no good fundie quotes, there is no fstdt.
Because there is no fstdt, you were unable to make this wish.
Because you were unable to make this wish, moderates cannot shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates cannot shut wingnuts up, there are lots of good fundie quotes.
Because there are lots of good fundie quotes, fstdt exists.
Because fstdt exists, you are able to wish that moderates could shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates can shut up wingnuts, there are no good fundie quotes.
Because there are no good fundie quotes, there is no fstdt.
Because there is no fstdt, you were unable to make this wish.
Because you were unable to make this wish, moderates cannot shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates cannot shut wingnuts up, there are lots of good fundie quotes.
Because there are lots of good fundie quotes, fstdt exists.
Because fstdt exists, you are able to wish that moderates could shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates can shut up wingnuts, there are no good fundie quotes.
Because there are no good fundie quotes, there is no fstdt.
Because there is no fstdt, you were unable to make this wish.
Because you were unable to make this wish, moderates cannot shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates cannot shut wingnuts up, there are lots of good fundie quotes.
Because there are lots of good fundie quotes, fstdt exists.
Because fstdt exists, you are able to wish that moderates could shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates can shut up wingnuts, there are no good fundie quotes.
Because there are no good fundie quotes, there is no fstdt.
Because there is no fstdt, you were unable to make this wish.
Because you were unable to make this wish, moderates cannot shut wingnuts up.
Because moderates cannot shut wingnuts up, there are lots of good fundie quotes.
Because there are lots of good fundie quotes, fstdt exists.
Because fstdt exists, you are able to wish that moderates could shut wingnuts up.
You've destroyed the universe. Thanks, asshole.
I wish that my wife and I could spend more time together.