Granted. It's only ever in pennies though. Shitloads of pennies. It can fit them all because it's magic.
I wish demand for beef, steak, and other cow products, globally, wasn't nearly as high as it is right now.
Granted. Beef prices fall so low that no major suppliers can make a profit, so they either go out of business or start doing something else to make money.
I wish I had a job that doesn't make me want to slit my throat and write "FUCK YOU" on the wall with my blood as I die.
granted, it makes you wanna throw yourself out the window. (hehe, france telecom reference... that's kinda sad)
i wish for your worst pun ever to be your answer
Granted. You are arrested in Finland and it is your punnishment. Because of it, you are Finnished.
I wish I had a bag of gold.
Granted. It's leprechaun gold and vanishes before you can sell it.
I wish I could swim.
Granted. You get run over by a speedboat.
I wish I had a speedboat.
Granted. You run over me and my body gets caught up in the propeller and breaks it.
I wish that Cineworld would open a cinema near me, so that I can take advantage of their unlimited films for £15.90 a month offer.
Granted. As soon as it's finished being built, Cineworld goes out of business.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her...