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Offline I am lizard

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2355 on: October 25, 2014, 01:35:17 am »
Granted, you won't be missed.



I wish i had the ability to acquire any tf2 weapon, cosmetic, or tool.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2356 on: October 25, 2014, 01:58:45 am »
Granted. It's called "going to the Steam marketplace and buying them".

I wish the weather was cooler.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2357 on: October 25, 2014, 02:02:33 am »
Quote from: Art Vandelay on October 25, 2014, 01:58:45 am
Granted. It's called "going to the Steam marketplace and buying them".

I wish the weather was cooler.
Granted, you die of hypothermia in a record low cold-snap.


I wish I had a dollar.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2358 on: October 25, 2014, 02:41:56 pm »
Granted, it's counterfeit.

I wish for a puppy with no behavior or health problems.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2359 on: October 25, 2014, 04:13:30 pm »
Granted, it has several dozen contagious substances on it, they don't effect the dogs health though.

I HL3 would come out.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2360 on: October 25, 2014, 04:49:04 pm »
Granted. It's okay, but it can't meet everyone's expectations and the resulting arguments over whether it sucks rips the gaming community apart.

I wish I could shoot lazers out of my eyes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2361 on: October 25, 2014, 05:13:24 pm »
Granted, but you can never stop. Your eyelids burn off and you go blind, all while still shooting lasers. Eventually, you're exiled to the moon for the good of humanity.

I wish to be able to communicate perfectly with animals.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2362 on: October 25, 2014, 07:31:57 pm »
Granted. All animals except human beings who speak English die, leaving you perfectly capable of communicating with the animals that remain. Also forcing us all into vegetarianism, you jerk.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2363 on: October 25, 2014, 08:14:26 pm »
Granted. You are now a ghost writer.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2364 on: October 25, 2014, 08:23:07 pm »
Granted. See Art's corruption to your last wish, multiply by two.

I wish ghostwriters were actually ghosts.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2365 on: October 25, 2014, 08:30:43 pm »
Granted.  Means they can't actually write anything so just spend long, torturous nights whispering fanfiction in your ear.

Ironbite-I wish for....A WHOLE BIG PILE OF FISH!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2366 on: October 25, 2014, 08:54:53 pm »
Granted. It's rainin' me, hallelujah, it's rainin' me...

I wish I was a cat.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2367 on: October 25, 2014, 09:39:43 pm »
Granted. Meet your new owner.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2368 on: October 25, 2014, 09:58:54 pm »
Granted. It is now a picture of a brick wall.

I wish to be a CAAAAT.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2369 on: October 26, 2014, 12:42:49 am »
Granted. You get dropped on your head as a kitten and spend the entirety of your life in a state of dull surprise.

I wish I could fix plot holes before they negatively affect continuity.
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