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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2505 on: March 13, 2015, 02:47:53 am »
Granted. It doesn't affect their worldviews in the least.

I wish people in general were more self-aware.
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If you look at it logically, cannibalism has great potential to simultaneously solve our overpopulation and food shortage problems.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2506 on: March 13, 2015, 06:07:56 pm »
Granted. They are less aware of everything other than themselves. Accident rates quintuple.

I wish I had more occasion to use the word "quintuple".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2507 on: March 14, 2015, 09:09:34 pm »
Granted, the bodies choke you to death after you pass by the building they're all jumping off of.

I wish for a Master-crafted Plasma Pistol.
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Toddlers get too much exercise, they wouldn't make good veal.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2508 on: March 14, 2015, 09:20:35 pm »
Granted, but you don't have any micro-fusion cells.

I wish something interesting would happen.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2509 on: March 14, 2015, 09:25:31 pm »
Granted a meteorite containing the Thing From Another World land on your house as a Kaiju crushes it and a Exterminatus is called on your planet.

I wish that I could find Necron figures.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2510 on: March 14, 2015, 09:31:19 pm »
Granted, they're all "Necron Raider" era models, with high point cost and ridiculously ugly models.

I wish for a copy of (1st edition) Rogue Trader.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2511 on: March 27, 2015, 04:16:27 pm »
Granted. It appears in your lungs.

I wish I had gotten into the study abroad program I had wanted.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2512 on: March 27, 2015, 05:08:46 pm »
Granted.  The US bombs the country you're studying in 3 hours after you arrive.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2513 on: March 27, 2015, 11:25:53 pm »
Granted, your other pets all hate each other.

I wish my crazy ex wasn't so stupid.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2514 on: March 30, 2015, 11:40:37 am »
Granted. She's Professor X smart, MacGyver resourceful,  and Bond villain evil.

I wish I didn't suffer such bad allergies.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2515 on: March 30, 2015, 04:20:06 pm »
Granted you suffer horrible allergies.


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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2516 on: March 30, 2015, 07:00:50 pm »
Granted. They hate them. You're the laughingstock of the Internet.

I wish I had better people skills.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2517 on: March 30, 2015, 07:05:27 pm »
Granted, but you lack breathing skills.

I wish for some cheese.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2518 on: March 30, 2015, 07:20:39 pm »
Granted. It went bad about 30 years ago.

I wish I could be certain of getting into the US Foreign Service.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2519 on: May 05, 2015, 12:13:36 pm »
Granted. Welcome to whatever war torn African county that's in the news.

I wish my garden was growing a little better.
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