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Offline Random Gal

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2520 on: May 06, 2015, 01:13:18 am »
Granted. Your plants grow and mutate to the point of developing sentience. They devour you alive and take over.

I wish my summer job in paleontology would be extended to a permanent position.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2521 on: May 06, 2015, 10:04:54 am »
Granted. You die and become a  fossil, giving you a permanent position as exhibit for the palaeontologists of the future.

I wish I had gotten the last job I interviewed for.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2522 on: May 06, 2015, 10:10:11 am »
Granted. Turns out the job involves cleaning public toilets with your tongue.

I wish it was colder.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2523 on: May 06, 2015, 10:59:31 am »
Granted.  You freeze into a cube of ice.

Ironbite-I wish I had a Helicarrier.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2524 on: May 06, 2015, 07:20:24 pm »
Granted. The Hulk rips it to pieces and it crashes into the ocean with you still on it.

I wish I wasn't tired and strung out all the time.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2525 on: May 06, 2015, 07:55:20 pm »
Granted. You are instead so energetic that you literally cannot stop moving, relax, or sleep. Ever.

I wish that I could understand, read, and speak all languages currently known by at least one human.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2526 on: May 06, 2015, 08:02:03 pm »
Granted it's otaku (not I said Otaku not Japanese )

I wish there where more marine bio jobs in the states that didn't involve going to Florida or my home state.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2527 on: May 07, 2015, 09:20:25 am »
Granted- your garden is now a beachhead for the the Plant-men from Mars.

I wish Mars was more like Barsoom.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2528 on: May 08, 2015, 12:53:24 am »
Granted - the White Martians effortlessly conquer Earth and sell all of the survivors into sex slavery to the Green Martians.

I wish I knew the best path to a career that would be financially sound and that I would genuinely enjoy.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2529 on: May 08, 2015, 12:55:31 am »
Evil corporate Bond villain.

I wish something good happens to the next one to post on this thread.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2530 on: May 08, 2015, 12:57:46 am »
Granted. I become all-powerful and rule the universe with an iron fist! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I wish you puny humans would all bow down and worship me!
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2531 on: May 08, 2015, 11:39:12 pm »
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Granted. I become all-powerful and rule the universe with an iron fist! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I wish you puny humans would all bow down and worship me!
Granted. All the puny humans do bow down and worship you, but the taller than average ones discover your supervillain weakness and use it to overthrow you.

I wish the United States government wasn't so dysfunctional.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2532 on: May 09, 2015, 04:28:47 pm »
Granted. It's a highly efficient tyrannical dictatorship.

I wish the film I saw last night had had an ending that made sense.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2533 on: May 09, 2015, 05:18:42 pm »
Granted it but now the movie sucks dick.


I wish Masashi Kishimoto didn't make Naruto Gaiden a complete clusterfuck.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2534 on: May 10, 2015, 04:06:56 am »
Granted. Naruto Gaiden is still a complete clusterfuck because it's Naruto.

I wish that one thing in Age of Ultron hadn't happened.
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