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Offline Veras

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2745 on: May 11, 2019, 08:19:25 pm »
Granted, but nothing is ever really worth waiting for anyway.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2746 on: May 12, 2019, 01:12:42 am »
granted, but you get the flu instead :^)

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2747 on: May 12, 2019, 01:30:26 am »
Granted. You and everyone else gets raped by various cephalopods on an hourly basis. Thanks for that.

I wish for omnipotence (for myself, specifically).

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2748 on: May 12, 2019, 01:39:41 am »
granted, but every last deranged and fucked up thought any human has ever had now courses through your neurons and you have gained a level of psychosis never before seen from the constant exposure to it.

I wish I was wwe womens tag team champion.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2749 on: May 12, 2019, 04:04:29 pm »
Granted.  Your partner is Eva Marie.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2750 on: May 13, 2019, 01:12:07 am »
Granted 100 Candiru become lodged in your urethra

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2751 on: May 13, 2019, 01:54:08 am »
Granted. It turns out the only big thing about them was their feet and they're only about four feet tall. Really disappointing.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2752 on: May 13, 2019, 03:52:35 am »
Granted, but they expect you to pay them back for it at an even more exorbitant interest rate.

I wish all of my immediate plans would succeed.