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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #105 on: January 04, 2016, 08:19:33 pm »
I've gotten into a few fights already with Kylo Ren fanboys who insist he's really badass and are upset at the emo jokes. Admit to it, he's carrying on the Skywalker family tradition of being a drama queen. I think having an unstable manchild as a villain is entertaining. Plus the fact that both him and Hux are on the verge of beating the crap out of each is too funny, willing to bet Supreme Leader Snoke has taken up the bottle due to listening to those two on a daily basis.

That being said it was fucking genius casting Adam Driver as Ben"Kylo Ren" Solo, given that both him and Harrison Ford have the same fucking crooked nose.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #106 on: January 05, 2016, 05:01:28 am »
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #107 on: January 05, 2016, 05:11:55 am »
I don't see why Ren can't be both extremely unstable and a badass at the same time. You might argue that the whinyness undermines the badass part, but remember that the Dark Side of The Force is supposed to be fueled by passion and rage.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #108 on: January 05, 2016, 08:51:35 am »
Also Kylo has been described by JJ as a villain in progress.  He hasn't reached the final stage yet, though I believe he took a huge step forward (at least in the eyes of the audience)
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #109 on: January 05, 2016, 09:57:51 am »
I've gotten into a few fights already with Kylo Ren fanboys who insist he's really badass and are upset at the emo jokes. Admit to it, he's carrying on the Skywalker family tradition of being a drama queen. I think having an unstable manchild as a villain is entertaining. Plus the fact that both him and Hux are on the verge of beating the crap out of each is too funny, willing to bet Supreme Leader Snoke has taken up the bottle due to listening to those two on a daily basis.

That being said it was fucking genius casting Adam Driver as Ben"Kylo Ren" Solo, given that both him and Harrison Ford have the same fucking crooked nose.


I'm not sure how anyone can watch that movie and not come out thinking Ren is a whiny emo prettyboy.

He can also be a badass! But still a fucking whiny emo prettyboy.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #110 on: January 05, 2016, 12:14:57 pm »
Well the people I've gotten into fights with don't want to acknowledge that he's still a whiny emo brat.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #111 on: January 05, 2016, 01:00:12 pm »
Well the people I've gotten into fights with don't want to acknowledge that he's still a whiny emo brat.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #112 on: January 05, 2016, 06:35:00 pm »
Well the people I've gotten into fights with don't want to acknowledge that he's still a whiny emo brat.
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I mean, you can hope, but it seems extremely unlikely.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #113 on: January 05, 2016, 07:31:36 pm »
Well the people I've gotten into fights with don't want to acknowledge that he's still a whiny emo brat.
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I mean, you can hope, but it seems extremely unlikely.
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The truth of it is, that's an ending that would appeal to me, someone who has watched the originals as a child and grown up since then. A non-cliche ending would make for a fantastic critically acclaimable ending but the kids that this series is intended for don't need or want one and it would actually be to their determent of their enjoyment to include one.




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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #114 on: January 05, 2016, 10:29:49 pm »
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Re: Star Wars thread
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #118 on: January 09, 2016, 01:06:50 am »
I finally saw the movie. Nothing I can say that wasn't already said, but I'm just glad that I don't have to worry about being spoiled anymore.
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Re: Star Wars thread
« Reply #119 on: January 09, 2016, 06:24:12 am »
I finally saw the movie. Nothing I can say that wasn't already said, but I'm just glad that I don't have to worry about being spoiled anymore.

...I know how you feel. Although I have to admit that people were pretty good at keeping Star wars spoilers behind spoiler tags or otherwise issuing warnings when they were about to discuss the film. And it was pretty much the same all over the net.
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