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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2012, 09:46:59 pm »
Damn it Shane, I had a Chile pun all lined up. It was "yeah random, Chile out"
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2012, 09:48:22 pm »
In all seriousness, maybe we should put the ice on all these puns.

Did I just...?

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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2012, 09:49:27 pm »
Quote from: Sigmaleph on February 02, 2012, 09:11:46 pm
Dear person who wrote that article: This has fuck-all to do with global warming sceptics. Dedicating the first and last of that article's six paragraphs to the subject is either a terribly lame attempt at humour, for which you should be embarrassed, or you simply having nothing interesting to say about glaciers that doesn't involve the climate change controversy, for which you should also be embarrassed. What I'm trying to get across here is: SHAME. You should experience it.


On topic... Wait, no, sorry, I have nothing to say that is on topic. I'm just annoyed at Rory Carroll, Latin America correspondent for The Guardian, and his possible lack of shame for shoehorning controversial topics into a barely related article on some weird guy who steals ice for what are probably not very good reasons.

Also, 5,200kg of ice have a volume of around 5800 litres. That would fit in a cube with a side of 1.8m (six feet, for you non-metric devils). The glacier retreats half a mile a year. How many of those cubes can you fit into half a mile of glacier, hm? I'm guessing lots. I'm not about to compliment the collective intellect of climate change deniers, but even they would be ashamed to use that argument. Well, those of them that know how to work a calculator. Probably.

Yeah, still nothing on topic to say.
...so the article is just a snow job?
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2012, 09:50:36 pm »
Quote from: QueenofHearts on February 02, 2012, 09:46:59 pm
Damn it Shane, I had a Chile pun all lined up. It was "yeah random, Chile out"

Chill out, you still got the pun out. ;)
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2012, 10:22:35 pm »
Quote from: Shane for Wax on February 02, 2012, 09:50:36 pm
Quote from: QueenofHearts on February 02, 2012, 09:46:59 pm
Damn it Shane, I had a Chile pun all lined up. It was "yeah random, Chile out"

Chill out, you still got the pun out. ;)

It's snow joking matter!
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2012, 10:57:46 pm »
Fuck it:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I</a>
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2012, 10:59:15 pm »
Well I see we're just plowing on like good punners.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2012, 11:18:36 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on February 02, 2012, 10:59:15 pm
Well I see we're just plowing on like good punners.

Ice to see we amuse you.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #23 on: February 02, 2012, 11:57:30 pm »
I feel like I've received a frosty reception. Should I shut up and play ice?
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2012, 12:06:46 am »
C'mon guys, let's just give Ironbite the cold shoulder.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2012, 12:16:05 am »
It's not ice to freeze people out, Lithp.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2012, 12:20:09 am »
That's a solid statement, Deadpan.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2012, 12:20:18 am »
Well this is certainly one cold case,  apparently designer ice cubes are the cool thing this season.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2012, 12:23:04 am »
It may be the in thing, but I'm having Nunavut. Yukon keep those ice cubes for yourselves.
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Re: Cocktail Snobs are destroying Glacier
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2012, 12:56:23 am »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 02, 2012, 10:57:46 pm
Fuck it:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_I</a>

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