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Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« on: September 27, 2014, 03:47:46 pm »
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/sep/26/north-korea-kim-jong-un-ill-health

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That Kim Jong-un is carrying a few extra pounds has been obvious since he became North Korea’s leader in late 2011. But speculation that his increasing weight – apparently partly due to a weakness for cheese – has brought on debilitating spells of gout rose dramatically this week, after he failed to attend an important parliamentary session.

Rumours that Kim, reputedly a heavy smoker, is in less than robust health surfaced earlier this year when state TV footage showed him with a pronounced limp and looking noticeably bulkier than he did during his first few months as leader.

On Friday, North Korean authorities, in a rare display of openness about their leader’s health, admitted for the first time that Kim was suffering from an “uncomfortable physical condition”, although they did not confirm rumours that the 31-year-old, Swiss-educated leader was suffering from gout.

State media issued the brief comment on Kim’s physical condition after he failed to appear at a session of the supreme people’s assembly – North Korea’s national legislature, where leaders would normally be expected to make an appearance.

In a one-hour documentary aired on Thursday that showed a limping Kim visiting a factory near Pyongyang, the narrator said: “The wealth and prosperity of our socialism is thanks to the painstaking efforts of our marshal, who keeps lighting the path for the people, like the flicker of a flame, despite suffering discomfort.”

Kim’s three-week public absence comes months after he was shown limping, and wearing loose clothes, during inspections of military units and factories.

His last appearance was on 3 September, when Kim, accompanied by his wife Ri Sol-ju, was shown sitting in the front-row seats at a concert by the North Korean girl group the Moranbong Band.

Despite his love of baseball and basketball – evident in his friendship with the former NBA star Dennis Rodman – Kim is not known for his sporting prowess beyond occasional outings on horseback. South Korea’s Joongang Ilbo newspaper charitably speculated that his limp had been caused by a sports injury, but Yonhap suggested that the portly dictator’s health problems were more serious.

The South Korean news agency quoted a source said to be familiar with North Korean affairs as saying that Kim was suffering from gout, diabetes and high blood pressure. Kim Il-sung, Kim’s grandfather and North Korea’s founder, and his father Kim Jong-il both suffered from gout, as does his elder brother, Kim Jong-nam.

Yonhap’s source said that a North Korean medical team had visited Germany and Switzerland, where Kim is thought to have been educated, to consult colleagues about his health issues.

South Korea’s unification ministry said on Friday that it was monitoring Kim “with various possibilities in mind, including the rumours about health problems”.

Speculation is mounting that Kim, who may have been trying to gain weight to resemble his revered grandfather, was paying the price for his penchant for alcohol and rich food.

If this kills him, it would be quite the karmic end for the only fat man in North Korea.

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2014, 05:23:46 pm »
So you're saying Kim Jong-Un is now Kim Jong-Ill?

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2014, 05:25:10 pm »
So you're saying Kim Jong-Un is now Kim Jong-Ill?

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2014, 05:39:07 pm »
Is his hair still looking good?
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2014, 08:03:59 pm »
If this kills him, I gotta wonder who'll be dictator next.
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2014, 08:49:42 pm »
THE PLOT THICKENS!

If he has no heir, then the very basis of the whole regime will go kerflooie! I hope either he or his wife has infertility issues.

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2014, 09:40:15 pm »
THE PLOT THICKENS!

If he has no heir, then the very basis of the whole regime will go kerflooie! I hope either he or his wife has infertility issues.

He has a few uncles and brothers. As for fertility issues, there's a rumour his wife gave birth to a daughter in 2012. Not that she would take over.

Either way, I don't think they'll go "well, we run out of Kims. Guess we're gonna be a democracy now".
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2014, 09:58:45 pm »
If he has no heir, then they might simply make one up. Don't forget that this is North Korea we're talking about.


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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2014, 10:59:27 pm »
Right.  They'll claim that the baby crawled out of his bloat-- I mean, his magnificently beautiful, life-like corpse, stood up, and the birds flew in and declared that he was the new successor.
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 12:35:33 am »
Right.  They'll claim that the baby crawled out of his bloat-- I mean, his magnificently beautiful, life-like corpse, stood up, and the birds flew in and declared that he was the new successor.
That scenario is way too sane for North Korea.
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 03:07:57 am »
Forgive me if I just don't give a shit about what a two bit dictator who's country should be democracied by now is feeling a bit under the weather.

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 08:54:59 am »
http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-athletes-miss-ailing-leader-kim-day-073425520.html

Something tells me they risk execution if they don't look sufficiently saddened.

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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 10:50:01 am »
Oh, poor little Un. So full of piss and vinegar, it gave him gout. Which hurts. A lot. Cool.
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 06:39:55 pm »
He has heir.  That goofy bowl cut.
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Re: Kim Jong-un is suffering from health problems
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 10:23:26 pm »
He has heir.  That goofy bowl cut.

That was the single most wretched pun I've ever heard.
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