askold's so upset he's devolved into speaking Finnish.
devolved?
Yes. I may be using an outdated definition tho and couldn't grasp the current term. I did not mean it in a negative manner. I am having trouble with words right now. :C
No no, I was making a funny because I dislike English despite it being my primary language :V
It wasn't meant as a thing against you.
But but English! What other languages can you use the word "fuck" as an infix! 
Swearing in English is fine if you want to add a bit of emphasis or humour to an expression. For expressing rage, though, I find English swearing quite inadequate compared to Finnish. I've heard that Russian is even better for swearing creatively which makes me wish that I knew the language so I could express properly how the article made me feel. I couldn't make myself read it through in one sitting.
I suppose using Bandura isn't a proper swear. It is funny though. Shchob tobi hrets can mean whatever you want really. Щоб тобі грець! =May you be kicked by a duck! which is particularly amusing. (It literally means I wish you to go mad. I don't know you get duck out of there. But whichever) Nai tebe kachka kopne! actually has 'duck' in it and is a common insult for college age students. It still means about the same thing of wishing someone to be kicked by a duck.
блять has no translation I'm aware of but it considered worse than 'fuck'.
But that's Ukrainian. They're close enough, I'd wager tho.
/totally unhelpful Ukrainian language geekery
As for the topic at hand, I still only have one thing, two words, to say: "fuck you".
