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Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« on: February 20, 2015, 04:50:23 pm »
According to Bergoglio...

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He says every historical period has "Herods" that "destroy, that plot designs of death, that disfigure the face of man and woman, destroying creation."
"Let's think of the nuclear arms, of the possibility to annihilate in a few instants a very high number of human beings," he continues. "Let's think also of genetic manipulation, of the manipulation of life, or of the gender theory, that does not recognize the order of creation."

Recognising trans people, or anything outside the heteronormative paradigm, is dangerous on a scale comparable to genetic engineering and nuclear war.

Well then.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2015, 05:16:28 pm »
How does your foot taste, Papa Francesco?

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2015, 05:23:25 pm »
The "genetic manipulation" portion pisses me off too. I've heard plenty of people besides the Pope speak against any sort of genetic modifications because you're "playing god" in the process. Yeah, what a dick move it is to alter a gene that causes debilitating, life-threatening conditions. But no, your god is totally benevolent.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2015, 05:57:01 pm »
MOST PROGRESSIVE POPE EVER!

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2015, 06:53:27 pm »
If God was so against genetic manipulation, he would stop people from doing it. since He isn't, he's clearly a fan of the Open Source movement. Body mods for all!

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2015, 11:06:45 pm »
And the sad part is, he's still progressive by papal standards.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #6 on: February 20, 2015, 11:42:32 pm »
If said Papal undesirables people are "Herods", then they better be able to muster a bodyguard of 2000 soldiers if they want to keep the title.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2015, 12:58:18 am »
If God was so against genetic manipulation, he would stop people from doing it. since He isn't, he's clearly a fan of the Open Source movement. Body mods for all!
Except that we still have free will. The Bible clearly states that God will not try to stop people from doing "wrong" things anymore (not after the flood.)
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2015, 08:48:05 am »
Yeah, he'll just make your afterlife hell, instead.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2015, 04:50:04 pm »
Not to mention all the times he had entire societies wiped out because they were "doing the wrong thing".

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #10 on: February 21, 2015, 06:02:30 pm »
A penis is a (powerful) fucking weapon.



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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2015, 06:31:10 pm »
A penis is a (powerful) fucking weapon.

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Never thought I'd google "phallic missiles".

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2015, 06:38:20 am »
Sorta reminds me of another shitfit Rome had over people challenging the "order of creation" sometime around 1615.

Heliocentrism, completely unnatural-creation has an order to it you know!

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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2015, 07:15:17 pm »
I'll have an order of creation, please, and a side of coleslaw.
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Re: Pope compares gender theory to nuclear weapons
« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2015, 07:17:47 pm »
I'll have an order of creation, please, and a side order of coleslaw.
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