London.
Because logic. I lived, until recently, in sight of the largest naval base in western europe. That's a prime target when the big war comes and Corbyn's CND bullshit has left us defenceless in the exchange of cleansing nuclear fire.
London is also in the firing line but at least I can amuse myself in the meantime by joining "The Party" before they hand out the torturing and purging duties. You leftist sheep have no idea how much fun it'll be for me when you're all herded into the gulag and i'm the one holding the whip.
But hey, you voted for it, not me. I'm just the opportunist making sure you get everything you sold your souls and everyone else's tax revenues for...