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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1710 on: June 26, 2019, 01:57:28 am »
Direct Question for all women/non binary with biologically female genitals here: Did the Devil Answer when you rang THE DEVIL'S DOORBELL?

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1711 on: June 26, 2019, 02:05:47 am »
Direct question to the devil: How annoying is it when random women keep ding-dong-diddly-ditching you every single day and night? Is it that you no longer respond to any summons after thousands of years of women accidentally ringing your doorbell?

(Also, using this "devil's doorbell" idea in any erotic-horror story would fail for this exact reason. Anyone trying to summon the devil on purpose will have their call be lost in the background noise.)
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1712 on: June 26, 2019, 02:11:36 am »
I always assume anyone who says the 'devil's doorbell' is a poe as the phrase was made famous by Fappy the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1713 on: June 26, 2019, 03:48:09 am »
I had one preacher around the college refer to touching myself as "handling your sin whistle."
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1714 on: June 27, 2019, 09:36:47 pm »


Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1715 on: June 28, 2019, 10:12:49 am »
You should be jailed for making an MKV.  Use a real video format like AVI.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1716 on: June 28, 2019, 11:09:48 pm »
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1717 on: June 29, 2019, 07:11:14 am »


When your club house gets quarantined because you were Nazis (Nazis that pretend to be clowns and use code language) it seems kinda blatant for you to keep on using the same code language and advertising a new club house in the quarantine warning message...
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1718 on: June 29, 2019, 03:25:20 pm »


He's not wrong however.

Ironbite-cause that's what Projared did and well...look at what happened to him.

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1719 on: June 29, 2019, 07:48:39 pm »

He's not wrong however.

Ironbite-cause that's what Projared did and well...look at what happened to him.

that's kind of a terrible argument?

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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1720 on: June 29, 2019, 08:55:42 pm »
I like metal music, have an interest in European history (among other places, of course) and watch anime/play anime video games.  To a significant number of people, that's enough to peg me as "probably a Nazi, or at least alt-right". Is that also a valid thing to assume?

Because that's basically the same thing the person in the quote is doing here.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1721 on: July 01, 2019, 02:46:04 pm »


Maybe we should ask the guy who made this how we can be sure he isn't "controlled opposition".

On a side note, I wonder why Alex Jones and Sean Hannity don't have the mark of the bitch on their foreheads. And I'm honestly surprised he used the word "bitch" instead of "cuck".
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1722 on: July 06, 2019, 03:56:37 am »
I'm surprised they don't like McInnes considering he once posted this video about how he started questioning how real the holocaust was after going on what he described as a "brainwashing trip" to some kind of Holocaust museum in Israel.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1723 on: July 15, 2019, 01:34:02 am »
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEDsO12Ccv9ES1Qlnwu_Gi72udJyhVXyZ

Gamers are horrible and every single boy should be forced to watch videos like this with their mother and/or grandmother because I'm not sure what else can make them understand that creepiness like this is unacceptable if they haven't already figured it out on their own.
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Re: Not-Good Things People Say on the Internet
« Reply #1724 on: July 15, 2019, 02:35:08 am »
I occasionally have to listen to my son and his mates play games but if I heard him talking like this I would pull out the playstation. All their voices are so fucking annoying, I wouldn't use the mic anyway.