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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #300 on: June 27, 2019, 10:48:39 pm »


"Oppressionator" sounds like one of Dr. Doofenshmirtz's inventions.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #301 on: June 28, 2019, 04:17:08 am »
if they're so frightened by people thinking for themselves and put mind control chemtrails out, why would they ever allow a "think for yourself" day? Wouldn't that just cause people to figure it out easier and freak out or cause some kind of uprising?

None of this makes sense.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #302 on: July 31, 2019, 01:27:35 am »
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Hello brothers,

I was introduced to this subreddit on the recommendation of a friend. The content I have seen so far is impressive and I'd like to add my voice to the chorus.

Many people wonder...why does semen retention (supposedly) increase attraction? Think of it this way: all organisms that exist have a compelling desire for more life. Every organism wants to live life more abundantly. Plants stretch towards the warmth of the sun, people bask outside in the sunshine on a sunny day, animals of all kinds enjoy eating nourishment. All of these are in the pursuit of more life.

As a human, we all are seeking more life in various ways, but this potential is frustrated in some. Some seek it through drugs and alcohol, some seek it through shopping, others seek it in eating harmful foods. The life-sustaining mechanism has been frustrated. The goal is more life but the organism thinks that the way it is going is the correct way. This concept is explained pretty well in the book "Psycho-Cybernetics".

As a man, you hold the seed of creation within your ballsack. The spark that starts the flame. It wants to express itself through the mechanism of ejaculation, of pollination. When you hold this seed, when you retain it, you are ascending to a higher vibration. The purity of life within your semen vibrates at a high frequency. It is pure creation itself. As a result of holding this seed, you start to vibrate at a high frequency. You start to become the sun. You start to radiate. People seek the warmth of the sun, so they will congregate around someone who holds this energy. Why do you think the founders of the world religions had so many adherents? Because they carried the seed. They respected the seed. They cultivated the seed.

A woman wants to bask in the warmth of the sun and express herself. Look how eager they are to shed their clothes when at the beach. Why wouldn't they feel the same way around a man who holds life, who has the sun within him? Women don't want to take their clothes off in front of men who disrespect themselves and the seed within them. These are cold men. They do not feel warmth around these men. That's why many women are not openly sexual with many men. They do not feel safe. A woman is a receptor of energy and the energy that constant fappers give off is dead energy.

As for myself, I feel like I am very hollow individual without semen retention. When I used to spill my semen on a consistent basis, my nutsacks were constantly empty. I felt like a paper man. I felt as if I could be scraped off the surface of the Earth at any minute and no one would bat an eye. I felt hollow. My words are hollow, the feeling in my chest is hollow, everything seems dead. But when I retain, I feel full. I feel vibrant, I feel alive.

So brothers, I encourage you - to press on. We will stand out against the hordes of empty men, the ones who use semen retention as a sword and a shield to fight in the name of God, in the name of the universe, in the name of LIFE.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #303 on: November 08, 2019, 11:43:25 am »


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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #304 on: November 08, 2019, 08:32:11 pm »
That would be the single most crackpot scheme Magnus ever came up with.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #305 on: November 09, 2019, 05:08:49 pm »
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #306 on: February 05, 2020, 11:36:12 am »
Probably my favorite part of that lunacy is the assumption that if you grow your own food in natural soil there's no way it would end up having any of the fourth most common element in it.

Anyway, free-bleeding is apparently still a thing:



And they're trying to raise their kids into it too.
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #307 on: February 17, 2020, 07:14:46 pm »
Over on we hunted the mammoth some guy from the semen retention community is posting some absolutely mind boggling bullcrap.  It ranges from the claim that the Roman empire fell because magic virgins cursed  the empire to saying that women won't get periods if they don't masturbate for long enough.  There is way to much to cover all of his nonsense by here's my favorite quote from the guy

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female sex energy is linked to menstruation as a cognate for male ejaculation..ejaculation is seen as the male period in the sexual esoteric community…both result in the loss of creative material ..though many believe abstention from orgasm will also confer a woman with great spiritual powers even if she may not be able to stop her monthly loss

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2020/02/15/this-nofap-parody-of-johnny-cashs-cover-of-hurt-is-possibly-the-worst-song-ever-recorded/comment-page-1/#comments

Read all his stuff he is hilariously bonkers
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #308 on: February 18, 2020, 07:23:32 pm »
That song was insane. Fucking terrible thing to do to either Nine Inch Nails or Johnny Cash. 

But also saying 'Coomb' mate you could have got cum to rhyme. That's just painful. I do like how the SR guy thought that the comments to such a fucking cringy video was a good place to prosyletise.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #309 on: June 02, 2020, 05:14:18 am »
So, there's this Youtuber that I started following because some of his prepper/militia stuff was interesting. Not from political or ideological pov but from the actual logistics, mechanics and such.

But over the last years he has gone from "weird" to "scary" and has been repeatedly panicking about "the deep state" trying to dethrone Trump and demanding militias to be ready to take action. He's also gone from one militia group to another as he either gets kicked out or walks out.

By now he's doing videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI5Tb2iKqOc
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #310 on: June 05, 2020, 05:20:12 am »
So, there's this Youtuber that I started following because some of his prepper/militia stuff was interesting. Not from political or ideological pov but from the actual logistics, mechanics and such.

But over the last years he has gone from "weird" to "scary" and has been repeatedly panicking about "the deep state" trying to dethrone Trump and demanding militias to be ready to take action. He's also gone from one militia group to another as he either gets kicked out or walks out.

By now he's doing videos like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI5Tb2iKqOc

Okay so I opened and saw the title. I thought "yeah okay I could buy that. racist cops suck enough to plan ahead in the morning they want to kill a black guy today." but then I read the description, saw "boogaloo", looked in the comments, saw civil war references.

Noped off almost immediately after that but I still feel like I'm on a watchlist now.

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #311 on: July 08, 2020, 03:07:10 am »


"Ted Kaczinsky is best known as the "Unabomber" whose explosives killed three people. But to focus on his terrorism is to ignore his contributions to anti-modernism, such as his seminal text, "The Industrial Society and its Future."

Seriously though, what the fuck?
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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #312 on: July 08, 2020, 04:29:50 am »
i've got several additions tonight

1) "I'm significantly more attractive and more interesting than you, and so is my girlfriend. Your girlfriend is very ugly. And so are you. These are facts. Debate me." - Paul Joseph Watson
https://twitter.com/RationalDis/status/1280777286581653504

2) the screencaps featured in this thread, from various TERFs who don't understand figurative language apparently
https://twitter.com/notCursedE/status/1280713038803369984

3) whatever this is, I'm pretty sure its a joke based on who posted it but it might just be a real insane thing OP isn't crediting but I still recommend viewing
https://twitter.com/betonniste/status/1280772999537463296

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #313 on: August 30, 2020, 10:27:06 am »
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2060, white women, naturally endowed with the perfect balance of billowing bossoms, curvy hips, brimming w/ femininity, will now undergo asiafication surgery at coming of age bc white men, now all intimidated by the adult female body due to androgen loss & porn social engineering

I have no dog in this fight bc I'm in good shape and tinier. but if you like pic A over pic B, you are in fact, socially engineered or slightly homosexual.




I think both those women look very attractive, does that make me bi?

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Re: The crazy stuff people say on the net
« Reply #314 on: August 30, 2020, 04:25:18 pm »
Both have their charms but I'll point out that picture B appears to be from the mid 90s.

Ironbite-so someone's got a weird feitsh.