So I found the single craziest man on the internet. No really I do think he's the craziest.
He's a flat earther and a creationist, but he noticed that there are too many animals to have all fit on Noah's Ark. So he figured out the truth: Most Animals are fake!
Zebra's are just donkeys that lying zookeepers painted black and white. Sloths are just animatronics. Toucans are just regular birds with fake beaks glued on. Anteaters, Koalas, Penguins, Pandas, Whales... All Fake!
Just... look at this shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-16hWSyyII