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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #885 on: June 02, 2012, 02:42:32 am »
Republicans raise standards for highest office in the land

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GOP spreading love to impovrished youths.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #886 on: June 02, 2012, 03:43:16 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #887 on: June 02, 2012, 12:32:19 pm »
Satan himself sends a photo to recruit good hard-working christians


The Tyranids and Imperial Guard do a bloody battle outside the Fox news office

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #888 on: June 02, 2012, 07:14:34 pm »
Obama fails to protect reporters!

President Romney announces new guidelines banning any car that gets MORE than 10 miles per gallon.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #889 on: June 02, 2012, 07:18:28 pm »
President Romney Jumpstarts America's Energy Industry

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #890 on: June 02, 2012, 10:48:40 pm »
God Performs Food Miracle, Disproves Global Warming

Fox News Accidentally Puts Up Hardcore Sex Tape Of Ann Coulter And Rush Limbaugh Instead of Story
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #891 on: June 03, 2012, 11:27:24 am »
Liberal Deviants Falsify Sex Tape To Perverse The Truth.

Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reily reveal that they've been tag-team trolls this entire time.
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #892 on: June 03, 2012, 12:28:41 pm »
Liberals corrupt patriotic conservative voices

Romney passes law making it legal to hunt the homeless for sport

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #893 on: June 03, 2012, 01:33:44 pm »
Romney's Plan to Combat Homelessness

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #894 on: June 03, 2012, 03:18:43 pm »
Lazy welfare queens put in their place

Rosa Parks refuses to give up her seat on the bus

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #895 on: June 03, 2012, 03:21:31 pm »
Liberals Invent Race Wars

Oklahoma Secedes from the Union
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #896 on: June 03, 2012, 11:06:55 pm »
Good Republicans distance themselves from liberal-infested USA

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #897 on: June 04, 2012, 11:56:38 am »
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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #898 on: June 04, 2012, 12:18:37 pm »
Republican leaders protect country from fraudulant votes

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Re: The Fox News Headline Game
« Reply #899 on: June 04, 2012, 05:55:10 pm »
Man injured due to shoddy sidewalk construction! Another sign of graft and corruption under the Obama administration!

President Romney announces that ALL TV shows will be canceled immediately.
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